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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hello everyone. Yes I am alive and no I don't feel very good.
I have had a lot of medical problems in the past but I was
still in good enough shape that I could just ignore them
and the pain and keep going but it seems like everything
I had extra is either gone or hurts too. I think they call it
getting old. That 60 is like the old 40 stuff is for people that
lived a healthy lifestyle but I have beat my body like people
did last century. Where I would have never missed two days
in a row before unless I was in the hospital, I was more than
content to just lay in bed and watch old war movies on Dec. 7th.
My knee is feeling better though and I am able to get around the
house on crutches and sit up longer without feeling nauseated
which started when they adjusted my blood pressure meds.
So anyhow glad to be back again for today and we will see what
God and this old body will let me do tomorrow
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Short Chips
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Q. Why does Santa have such a big sack?
A. Because he only cums once a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My girlfriend calls me Santa Claus because I
only come once a year
but when I do I fill her stockings.
Dozens of art enthusiasts gathered at an important gallery for the
exhibition
of a favorite artist. One critic asked the artist how he had managed
to
achieve such interesting effects. "It's very simple. I put a canvas
on the
floor, dump paint on it and then have two or three nude beauties
slither all
over it.
"That must be quite stimulating."
"Not especially, but cleaning the brushes is a kick."
What has one eye, one horn, is purple, flys, and gives the Pope
head?
A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple papal eater.
Q. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas
time?
A. Because they were originally made for children, but father wants
to play with them.
Q. Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down
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Advice Chips
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5 Sexual Techniques to Make Her Wild with Desire and YOU happy till
dawn!
From a good American friend of mine who states this really does
work!
Between being married a long time, and also being a woman, I can
tell
you blokes that there are certain things you can do to make your
wife
swoon. They aren't difficult, anyone can do them and they are some
of
the most sexiest things I can think of... and I have quite the
imagination!!
So. Are you ready? Are you a real man? Wipe that drop of drool from
the
corner of your mouth and read on....
Technique #1 : Wet Hands (One of the best)
Yep, it is the wet hands technique. Certainly one of the most
popular
among most women of today who were recently polled for this article.
So
simple. So exciting. You will leave her almost breathless.
* Fill the kitchen sink up with hot water and add a few drops of a
scented dish liquid. Not too many, you don't want it to be harsh.
There
are many very nice scents out now, from vanilla and lavender to
grapefruit. It is completely up to you. With a soft cloth in your
hands plunge your hands into the water and get the cloth very wet.
Now,
moving slowly and gently place a dish in the water and rub the cloth
Across the surface of it.. over and over again. Place the dish in
clean
rinse water and repeat until she is moaning with pleasure.
Technique #2: Vibrate Me Baby
This technique utilizes what many women think of as toys... It is a
little more difficult and takes a little more muscle, but you being
a
big strong man, I know you can do it.. Extra credit on this one if
you
wear a black "wife beater" shirt at the same time. Are you man
enough?
Carefully pull the vacuum out of where it has been stored. You know
you
want to. Plug it in and push ALL the right buttons. * Slowly move
back
and forth and back and forth across the carpet, you will know when
to
move to a new spot. Move to the next spot and repeat as long as it
takes to get results (I hear they are graded from A to G so keep it
mind as you work away and head for that G spot!).
Technique #3 : The Wet T Shirt Game This game is pretty easy,
although
you will have to think quickly while in the midst of gettin' your
game
on. If you can handle the amount of agitation and vibration in the
first few minutes you will be o. k. until the end.
You will need two piles... no I did not say poles, I said piles. Put
everything white and light coloured in one and everything dark
coloured
in the other. Fill the washing machine with warm water and laundry
soap
(this is imperative... use the amount suggested by the
manufacturer).
Add the light pile. Close the lid. Write her a love letter about
how
great her eyes are while you are waiting for it to finish. Repeat
with
the dark colors except use cold water. Quick note: If your wife is
screaming "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Don't stop what you are doing.. that is
called domesticus interruptus and it really is frustrating for
women.
Technique #4: What Goes Up Must Come Down
This is best used as the quickie, whether in the middle of the night
or
during a chaotic afternoon. She can't say no to this one. When you
put
the toilet seat up.... put it back down... Every time.
I know... I know.. you almost can't take any more verbal
titillation.
Good thing this is a short list. This last one is amazing. It is
incredible... it definitely saves the best for last.
You don't have to thank me... no.. really. Good luck all you blokes
out
there.
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Samurai Chips
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Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for
a new Chief Samurai Warrior. After a year, only three applied for
the
job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released
a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the
floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a skillful feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show
me what you can do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a
tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!*
*Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!
"Ah-h-h, that is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to
top that, Number three Samurai?"
Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing a
fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh!* flourished his sword
so
mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room and the fly let
out a high pitched sound. But the fly was still alive and buzzing
around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that?
The
fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. Now,
circumcision .....THAT takes skill!"
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Santa Chips
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Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Department Store Santa
10. He wears the Santa costume all year round
9. Tells salesgirls that "Me & Mrs. Claus have an understanding"
8. After every toy request says "Yeah, right"
7. Tries unsuccessfully to hide the fact that he's wearing handcuffs
6. Charges $5.95 for the first minute, $2.95 each additional minute
5. Every day around 10 A.M. throws up on the down escalator
4. Keeps sending elves out for more vermouth
3. Whether they want it or not, gives every kid a crewcut
2. Keeps reminiscing about his vice presidency under Bill
Clinton
1. He's packin' heat
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Christmas Chips
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The Fucking Night Before Christmas, Dammit
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"
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WH Chips
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Top 15 Whitehouse Christmas Songs This Year
Here's the top 15 Christmas songs you may hear around the Whitehouse
this year or not.
15. "Obama Tree, Obama Tree"
14. "Deck The Halls With Bows to Emperors"
13. "Deficits We Have Heard Are High"
12. "We Thirty Czars All Communists Are"
11. "Little Dummy Boy"
10. "Scrawled Gang Sign"
9. "Baracking Around The Christmas Tree"
8. "Silent Blight"
7. "Barack the Halls with Farce and Folly"
6. "Allah want for Christmas is a Money Tree"
5. "Hidden Clause Is Coming To Town"
4. "Do You Fear What I Fear?"
3. "I'm Dreaming of a Half-White Christmas"
2. "You're A Mean One, Mrs. Clinton"
1. "Decoy to the World"
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Limerick Chips
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While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,
She said as he plunged in his putz,
"Do you love me dear Greeley?"
He answered, "Not really,
I just wanted to blow off my nuts."
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There was once a man from Boston,
who bought himself an Austin
He had room for his gas,
And half his ass,
but his balls hung down, and he lost em.
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Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard
to get her dog a bone
When she got there, she found the cupboard
was bare, but the dog
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'Til he placed his head in her muff
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Parting Chips
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A very devout Catholic woman was preparing to receive the local
parish
priest at her house, and was bustling around trying to get
everything
spick and span. In her haste, she accidentally knocked over her
nice crystal glass sugar bowl, smashing the glass and spilling all
the
lumps of sugar on the floor. At that moment, the door bell rang, and
in her confusion, she quickly scooped up the sugar lumps, and shoved
them into her very ample cleavage.
A few minutes later, she and the priest were sitting at the table,
having a cup of tea. "Do you have any sugar please, Mrs O' Reilly?"
asked the priest, and without stopping to think, she gave him two
lumps
from where she had hidden them. "Some milk Father?"
"Oh no thank you" spluttered the priest, quickly drawing back and
standing up....
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2024
Nature
The dogs are watching video of the trip when suddenly...
Diana: Rudy why are you crying?
Rudy: Look at all those trees... there must be a millions of
them.
BJ: Yeah, so?
Rudy: You know how long it would take me to mark them?
How much water I would have to drink? It would take me
Forever.
Sandi: I saw that big ole buck and started to get hungry and
thought, boy I could eat that for supper.
Katie: Oh you are so uncouth.
Val: What is a couth?
Katie: It is being primitive. No wine, egads...I prefer lobster.
Diana: Sigh!
BJ: We do have some strange ones.
The herd
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