THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
And HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I have had a nice break and have had a
good Christmas. Addison, our first grand
baby, stole the show. However, she seemed
more enamoured with tearing the wrapping off
her presents than the actual presents them
selvs. You know, I have been thinking
back the last few years since I came down sick,
asking myself what I have accomplished. While
I do not do new years resolutions, I have determined
to make some goals for myself this year. Not sure
what, but I want to look back next year to see accomplishments.
I feel like I've done nothing to justify recieving that little SSI check
except to sit in the lazy boy with Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat.
Not sure yet what my goals for the new year will be,
but I will let u know as soon as I figure them out.
Not so sure about resolutions, but goals for
yourself are important. You need to aim
for something, if you do not, you will
hit nothing every time.
TRUST ME...s truth
Maybe you can think some goals up for yourself
and me also.!
Got a couple new pics for you...
me, Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat...and Addison the baby....
the war department and the grand babe
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
dreams of love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y001.html
Grand dad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y002.html
make up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y003.html
scales
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y004.html
mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Happy new year
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Happy New Year
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1410.html
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old
buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother,
'My hands are freezing cold.'
The mother replied, 'Put them between your legs and the
warmth of your body will warm them up.'The next day the daughter
was riding with her boyfriend who said,'My hands are freezing cold.'
The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my
body will warm them up.'
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, 'My nose is cold.'
The girl replied
'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'
He did and warmed his nose.
The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter,
and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid.'
The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with
her mother again, and she asks,
'Have you ever heard of a penis?'
Concerned the mother said,
'Why yes..... why do you ask?'
The daughter replies,
'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!'
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He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the crap out of him....
Like his mother used to do.
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BUFFALO BILL
Cinema
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Clap Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kl45j6lkj45.htm
Clean Undies
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kl54j6k54l.htm
That's all folks
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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