THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
It is impossible to love and to be wise.
Francis Bacon
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I know I know, Most people do not think about
the new year until Xmas is over. But, here are
some good thots to keep in mind as it approaches.
Tape it to your bathroom mirror to remind yourself
every day...
Some good thoughts to start 2012 ...
1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
3.. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has
turned its back on you, take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
And always remember.....
When life hands you lemons,
Ask for Tequila and salt !!!!
TRUST ME....S'TRUTH!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bedtime
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w051.html
dreaming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w052.html
the dog and facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w053.html
going bald
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w054.html
classy place
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
sexual harrasment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1402.html
a pile of chit!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1403.html
why cows hate winter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1404.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Miss weight watchers calendar of 2012
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd776.html
The traveler knocked on the door of the house
where a cabdriver had told him he could be
sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid
open and a sexy female voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip
twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the
mail slot," answered the sultry voice.
The man did this, the panel closed, several minutes
passed. Nothing happened.He began to pound on the door
insistently, and the panel slid open. "Hey," exclaimed
the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
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Ole and Lena are sixty-nining when Ole says,
"Lena did you know there are 117,000 musk-ox in Alaska?"
Lena says, "No, I didn't. Gee, you're smart."
Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are 482,000
grizzly bears living in Alaska?"
Lena says, "No I didn't. Gee, you're smart."
Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are over
2,000,000 caribou living in Alaska?"
"No", says Lena sort of wondering how this conversation
came about in the middle of their sex
play. "How did you get so smart?"
Ole says, "Remember last winter when we ran out of
toilet paper and we had to use the pages out of
magazines?""Yes, I remember," says Lena.
"Well, you still have page 63 of the National Geographic stuck to your ass."
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This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a
"peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So, she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a mini-van."
But the blonde keeps screaming,
"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home."
Finally, the manager comes over and says, Ma'am,
I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly
have won a motor home, because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
So, she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads, WIN A BAGEL
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM"
Martin aka the postman
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