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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
OK here is a new attempt to rip people off that I have never
seen before but these people need to do a little research
because we don't have a nicostrato pizza here and no one
delivers at 0430 in the morning.
You've just ordered pizza from our site
Pizza Meat Lover's with extras:
- Ham
- Pepperoni
- Beef
- Green Peppers
- Diced Tomatoes
- Extra Cheese
- Easy On Sauce
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Pizza Supreme with extras:
- Chicken
- Italian Sausage
- Black Olives
- Easy On Cheese
- Easy On Sauce
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Pizza Veggie Lover's with extras:
- Chicken
- Ham
- Pineapple
- Onions
- Extra Cheese
- Easy On Sauce
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Drinks
- 7up x 6
- Sprite x 4
- Schweppes x 6
- Squirt x 5
- Dr. Pepper x 6
- Diet Pepsi x 2
- Gold Peak Tea x 4
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Total Charge: 98.22$
If you haven't made the order and it's a fraud case, please follow the
link and cancel the order.
CANCEL ORDER NOW!
If you don't do that shortly, the order will be confirmed and delivered
to you.
With Best Regards
Pizza by NICOSTRATO
They expect you to click on the cancel order which is highlighted and
judging by the length of the URL embedded there it could have an exploit
or virus in it... Just laugh and delete and Merry Christmas to your
computer.
buffalo
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Cajun 12 Days of Christmas
Day 1
Dear Boudreaux,
Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix him las'night with dirty
rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow in de swamp, so I swap it for a
Satsuma wit old lady Romero.
Marie
Day 2
Dear Boudreaux,
You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but all I got was two
scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with andouille an made a little
gumbo out of dem. I cooked a big pot o' rice, made potato salad and got
plenty crackers, so it's going to be ok!
Marie
Day 3
Dear Boudreaux,
Why doan you sent some crawfish, you? I'm tired of eating dem damn
birds. I gave two of dose prissy French chickens to Marie Trahan over at
Bayou Pon Pon an fed the tird one to my dog Phideaux. Marie needed some
sparring partners for her fighting rooster. I'm gonna' bet on the
rooster.
Marie
Day 4
Dear Boudreaux,
Mon Dieux! I tol you no more friggin' birds you! Deez four, what you
call dem "calling birds" were so noisy you could hear dem all de way to
Napoleonville. Da be worst than any guinea hens! I used dere necks for
my crab traps, an fed de rest of dem to de gators.
Marie
Day 5
Dear Boudreaux,
You finally sen' somethin useful you. I like dem golden rings, me! I
hocked dem at da pawn shop in Thibodeaux and got enuf money to fix da
shaft on my shrimp boat an buy a round for da boys at de Raisin' Cane
Lounge. Merci Beaucoup!
Marie
Day 6
Dear Boudreaux,
Couchon! Back to da birds, you Cajun turkey! Poor egg suckin' Phideaux
is scared to death at dem six geeses. He tried to eat dems eggs and dey
peck de heck out ah his snout and his ears. Dey good at eating
cockroaches, though I may stuff one of dem wit oyster dressing on
Christmas day.
Marie
Day 7
Dear Boudreaux, I'm gonna wring your fool neck next time I see you!
Thibodeaux, da mailman, is ready to kill ya too. The merde from all dem
birds is stinkin' up his mailboat. He afraid someone will slip on dat
stuff and sue him good yeah! I let those seven swans loose to swim on de
bayou and some duck hunters from New Iberia blasted dem out of de water.
Da taut day wer geese. Talk to you tomorrow.
Marie
Day 8
Dear Boudreaux,
Poor ole Thibodeaux, he had to make tree trips on his mailboat to
deliver dem 8 maids a milkin and their cows. One of dem cows got spooked
by da alligators and got the scours. What a mess. See almost tipped over
da boat. I doan like dem shiftless maids, me no. I tolt dem to get to
work guttin fish and sweepinq the shack but dey say it wasn't in dair
contract. Dey probably think dey too good ta skin nutrias I caught las
night.
Marie
Day 9
Dear Boudreaux,
What you trying to do huh? Thibeau had to borrow the Lutcher ferry to
carry dem jumpin twits you call Lords-a-Leaping across the bayou As soon
as dey gots here dey wanted a tea break with crumpets. I doan know what
dat means but I says, "Well La Di Da. You get Chicory coffee or nuttin."
Mon Dieu, Emile. What I'm gonna feed all dese bozos? Dey too snooty for
fried nutria, and de cows done eat my turnip greens. But we got plenty
milk!
Marie
Day 10
Dear Boudreaux,
You got to be outs you mind! If de mailman don't kill you, I will fo
sure. Today he deliver 10 half nikid floozies from Bourbon Street Dey
said dey be "Ladies Dancin" but dey doan act like ladies in front of
dose Limey twits. Dey almos left after one of dem got bit by a water
moccasin over by da out-house. I had to butcher 2 cows to feed toute le
monde an had to get toilet paper; the Sears catalog wasn't good enuf fer
dose hoity toity Lords' royal behin'.
Marie
Day 11
Dear Boudreaux,
Where y'at? Cheerio an pip. Your 11 pipers piping arrives today from
the House of Blues, second lining as dey got off de boat. We fixed
stuffed goose and beef jambalaya and we having a fais-do-do. Da new
mailman he having a good time, yeah, dancing with de floozies. Thib he
jump off de Sunshine Bridge yesterday, screaming your name. If you get a
mysterious, ticking package in de mail, doan open it no.
Marie
Day 12
Dear Boudreaux,
I sorry to tell ya but I not your true love anymore, no. After da
fais-do-do, I spent de night with Jacque, de head piper. I found out he
really knows how to blow his pipes, if you know what I mean. We decide
to open a restaurant and gentleman's club on de bayou. The floozies,
pardon me, dancing ladies can make $20 for a table dance, and de Lords
can be waiters an valet park de boats. Since de maids doan have no more
cows ta milk, I trained dem ta set my crab traps, watch my trotlines, an
run my shrimping business. We will probably gross a million nex year. A
la prochaine, Boudreax and Au revoir.
Marie
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Storm Chips
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One very dark and stormy night a travelling salesman was driving
along a country road. The rain was so heavy he could hardly see two
feet in front of him. He decided that he should stop for the night
but didn't know where. Just then he saw a faint light in the
distance and headed toward it. It was a big old country house and
the lights were on.
"This is great!" he thought and, mustering up the courage, opened the
car door and ran for the house. He knocked hard on the front door.
An elderly lady answered with her left breast hanging out and she was
rubbing it. Shocked the man ventured a look in and saw an equally
elderly man walking down the stairs holding and umbrella and
masturbating furiously. He thought that this was a little too weird
even for him and ran back to the car.
A couple of miles down the road he was lucky enough to see another
light and thought that his luck may be better here. He stopped the
car, worked up the courage and ran for the front door. He knocked
and waited. An old man answered the door.
"Excuse me but I'm worried about driving in this storm and was hoping
you could put me up just for the night," he explained. The old man
was sympathetic "Normally I would but I've got all my relatives
staying with me from the city. But about two miles back down the
road is an elderly couple with plenty of room".
"I've been there" said the salesman "And they are really strange.
She has her left breast out rubbing it and he is holding an umbrella
and masturbating."
"Oh don't worry about them" the old man explained,"They're deaf and
dumb. She's telling him to go milk the cows and he's telling her to
get stuffed, it's raining."
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Party Chips
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After the annual office Christmas party, John woke up with a pounding
headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of
the ppreceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to
make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of
him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad
as I think?"
"Oh, Even worse," she assured him, her voice laden with scorn. "You
made a complete ass of yourself! You succeeded in antagonizing the
entire board of directors, and insulted the president of the company
to his face."
John looked up and replied, "He's a jerk! Piss on him!"
"You did," Louise informed him. "And he immediately fired you."
"Well screw him and his whole board of directors," growled John.
Louise quickly remarked, "John, I'm really glad you feel that way...
because I did! You're back to work on Monday."
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Santa Chips
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Santa's Letters
Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask
for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah, You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire
truck.
Please, I really really want a fire truck this year! Love, Joey
Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch
your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do
with. Santa
Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like
for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with
the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son!
Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa
Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan
Dear Susan, Milk gives me the squirts and carrots make the deer fart in
my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and
some Toblerone. Santa
Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you
making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas, All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, whereI
spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses' butts, and losing all
my cash at the craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know! Santa
Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when
we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica, Are you that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm
skipping your house... Santa
Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please
please PLEASE
could I have one? Love, Timmy
Timmy, That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but that crap
don't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa
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Christmas Chips
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Before Christmas, Pat asked Mike, "Michael, what would you be
getting your wife for Christmas?"
Michael responded, "She made me a list, Pat but I haven't checked
it out, yet. I'll probably end up giving her the same thing I
gave her last year. It's a brooch that she never used; I'll
take it out of her jewelry box and wrap it up - She'll never know
the difference."
Pat asked, "How can you be so unfeeling on Christmas, Michael?
It's Christmas, Michael; splurge a bit and maybe she'll get you
something nice, too."
Mike said, "Not very likely, Pat. We've been playing this game
for years. I give her the brooch and I get the same thing year
iin and year out."
Pat asked, "What is it you get every year?"
Mike responded, "I get a pair of slippers and a piece of ass and
they're both too big.? "
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Elf Pick-Up Lines
1. I'm down here.
2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a
sissy.
3. I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi.
4. I can get you off the naughty list.
5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on
toys.
6. I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.
7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks
over at Keebler.
8. I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.
9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.
10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.
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A promiscuous man from South France,
Got green rings surrounding his lance.
Said the doctor, "Some screw!
There's nothing to do,
Except watch it rot into your pants! "
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There was an old pirate named Bates
Who was learning to rhumba on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.
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Said a specialty hooker named Jean,
Who made the Jacuzzi her scene,
"A rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub
Not only come close, they come clean.'
(Isaac Asimov)
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Parting Chips
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with
each other for quite a long time. Urged on by their friends, they
decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long
conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed
finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about Sex?' he
asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,
then leaned over towards her and whispered; 'Is that one word or
two?'
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2129
Christmas Continued
BJ: Rudy what did you get for Sandi?
Rudy: She is hard to shop for. I thought and thought
so I got her what she needs.
BJ: Which is?
Rudy: First I got her a gift card for the local pizza place.
BJ: She will love that.
Rudy: Yeah, I know. Then I got her some new jammies.
She loves to sleep you know.
BJ: Yes, she does.
Rudy: Then I got her something to remove the blood when
she makes a kill.
BJ: Good thinking. It kind of creepy when she comes in the
house with blood around her mouth.
Rudy: And last I got her a cookbook, "A 101 Ways to Cook
Armadillos"
BJ: Sounds like you are covered.
The herd
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