THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.
Frederick Douglass
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Going Out during the holidays? Be safe always.
Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of
Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates
that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by those who
drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and stuff like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.
Merry Cristmas
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the truth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w046.html
what?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w047.html
big hands
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w048.html
a nice tatoo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w049.html
impossible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
body guard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1400.html
Christmas mistake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1401.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
EV1
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd775.html
Hector decided to treat himself to a trip to the whorehouse,
and turned to catch the hooker's expression when he dropped
his pants - his penis was eighteen inches long.
"Oh my God," gasped the poor girl, "you're not putting that
inside me! I'll kiss it. I'll lick it"
"No way," Hector broke in. "I can do that myself."
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A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college
class. The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and asked,
"What are you doing wearing a football jersey?"
The girl replied, "Why, I bought it and own it. Why shouldn't I wear it?"
He said, "You're not supposed to wear it to class unless you've made the team."
"Oh," she replied sweetly. "Who did I miss?"
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When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to
anyone who would listen. Diane's 4-year-old son overheard some of his
mother's private conversations. One day when Diane and her 4-year-old
were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about
the new baby.
"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we're going to name it, too."
"Really?" asked the lady.
"Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're going to call her
Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!"
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A third grade school teacher was trying to explain to her class the
difference between singular and plural. She said, "What do you call
it if one woman looks out a window?" Charlotte said, "Singular." The
teacher said, "That's right Charlotte. Now, what do you call it if
three women are looking out of a window?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and blurted out, "A whorehouse!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Bob & Tom Around The World Series
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8293.htm
Boob Job
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8294.htm
Borrowing The Old Mans Car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8295.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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