THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
poor:having too much month at the end of your money
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its all his fault. Yep, blame Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat!
He ate my joke page! That's why you good dinizens of internet land
have been with out the page now for several days. After enough
doggy treats, and feeding him a vanilla donut as I write this,
I am able to present you for another day's worth of chuckles.
enjoy!
Turk is eating too many donuts, he is getting fat!
GO FIGGER!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
what did you first notice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w021.html
the same thing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w022.html
too stiff
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w023.html
more fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w024.html
pay bills online
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Bill Cosby, understanding Southern.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1390.html
The Duck Song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1391.html
A Charitable Appeal: PLEASE Help the Needy this
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1392.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
breathless
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd773.html
Two Bosnian soldiers were dug out in a hole in the middle of a
battlefield, when one turns round to the other and says,
"I'm really dying for a shit!"
The other says "Well you're not doing it in here! You'll have to
go across the battlefield and find somewhere else. I'll cover
you!"
So off the first soldier goes across the battle field and
disappears over a hill.
10 minutes pass and no sign of the soldier, his friend is getting
uneasy.
20 minutes pass and still no sign of the soldier, his friend is
now very worried and thinks his friend is dead.
30 minutes later he spots his friend's head popup from behind the
hill, and then watches as he runs back across the field as fast
as he can and dives into the hole.
"What happened", said the second soldier, "I thought you were
dead"
"Well you're not going to believe this but as I dived over that
hill to have a shit I came across a beautiful women. I was
overcome with passion and I made love to her in all positions,
from the front, from behind...."
"Did you get a blow job?"
"No, I couldn't find her head!!!!"
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Handsome Vinnie had a great vacation visiting the back room of every
gay bar on Castro Street, but it left him somewhat worse for wear.
When he got home he called up a friend who practiced homeopathic
medicine and complained that his rectum was terribly swollen and tender.
The friend recommended making a poultice of herbal tea leaves and
applying it to the area.It did relieve the irritation a bit, but the next
morning found Vinnie still in considerable discomfort, so he hobbled over
to the office of a proctologist who served the gay community.
In the examining room, the good-looking fellow bent over and spread his cheeks.
The doctor clucked sympathetically and started investigating.
"Well, Doctor?" asked Vinnie after a few minutes had passed.
"What's the diagnosis?""It's not completely clear, darling," admitted the
proctologist, "but the tea leaves recommend a Caribbean cruise for the two of us."
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Two cannibals are sitting around the fire after dinner.
The first cannibal, "Man your old lady sure does make a mean roast."
The second cannibal,"Yea I know..but Im sure gonna miss her."
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BUFFALO BILL
love my car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83108.htm
I feel good
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83109.htm
If I was a terrorist
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83110.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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