THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS~
We are now broadening our horizons around here.
Humor is good, but education is also important. And the
more we all have, the better this earth will be.
Have you ladies signed up for the new online college
that is sponsored by THE POSTMAN'S CORNER yet?
here is a list of classes, we offer a great staff
of men and specialize in life skills for women...
Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE POSTMAN'S ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
December 20, 2011
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
Without Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
facebook friends
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w031.html
nasty crack
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w032.html
mens underware
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w034.html
filled with air
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w035.html
illegal immigrants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w036.html
pasting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w038.html
Rics cube
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w039.html
happy valentines day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Ormie the Pig
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1395.html
The drugs I need
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1396.html
Johnny Cash - Drive On
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1397.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
winter memories
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd774.html
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A young Chinese couple get married
She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin
too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under
the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss
time and you berry frighten... I pomise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. You juss ask.
Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound
experienced and worldly, which he
hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows, and he waits
patiently and eagerly for her request.
She hesitates and eventually shyly whispers
back, "I want to try someting I have heard
about from other girls..... "Nummaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, but this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
"You want ... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
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There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on
the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.
The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young
(20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely
declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder
as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young lady
said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"
The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in
France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea , and a son in
Vietnam . All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to
stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick
this umbrella up your ass and open it."
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What's the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive.
What do UFOs and caring men have in common?
You keep hearing about them but you never see any for yourself.
Why is sex like a game of cards?
Because if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
What's the difference between a man and a bottle of whisky? Whisky
improves with age.
Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it is unused.
What do you call a man who has suddenly lost 98 percent of his brain?
Divorced.
What are the three types of men?
The handsome, the caring and the majority.
BUFFALO BILL
Oh Boss
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Bad Milk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/02280506.htm
Cards
http://www.buffaloschips.com/020280507.htm
That'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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