it is wise to direct your anger toward people, not problems
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So I am sitting at the breakfast table sipping the morning
coffee as the war department munches on her daily ritual
of peanut butter and toast when she says...
"You know, you really should stop falling asleep on the couch."
She saw the puzzled look on my face, so she continued.
"Well, it's obviously not good for a sound sleeping arrangement."
"But these days it makes sense to look for easier ways to do stuff.
Things are not so easy as they used to be."
"Come on, walking upstairs is not that bad. You can do it."
"Not what I mean. It IS easier to sleep on the couch. Easier cuz
ya don't hafta change the sheets on the bed if ya do that."
Since the war dept. "rolled her eyeballs" at me, (guys you
know how women do. They always roll their eyeballs when they
think you said something goofy or stupid) I am assuming my idea was
not being received with enthusiasm. But hey ya get older you look
for ways to make life simpler right? Like not wearing pants,
Ya don't wear em, ya don't hafta wash em!
Makes sense to me!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
get my pension
out of order
men and women
ouch
self portrait
someone is resigning
revenge is sweet
if you don't use your turn signal
pizza hut
a rip off
where to eat
what are teeth for
stoned to death
he has the sniffles
how stupid you feel
Two guys always going to the horse races, decide to buy a highly
performing steed. However it does not do very well. So they take it to a
special trainer who is also a Veterinarian . Just before a grace he goes
into the stable and with a tube inserted into the horse's rectum he blows
up there a large pill and then another. The horse wins!
The Vet does this again and again with excellent results each race.
The two owners figure that they could do this themselves and save the
Veterinarian's fees.One day before a big race , one guy puts the tube
into the horse's ass and blows up the first pill : " Pffft" . Puts the second
pill into the tube and gets ready to blow up the pill.His partner says, "
Wait a minute ! We're partners. I want to blow a pill up there. OK?"
" Sure, go ahead "
The partner then takes the tube out of the horse's ass, turns it around
and sticks the other end into the horse's ass.
The first guy says "What did you do that for?"
"Well, after you had your MOUTH on it !"
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JOKES
top error messages
very unusual hospital
Chinese father
forgive me father
nun was going to Chicago
a slave girl from Sardinia
singular and plural
2 assasins
only women understand
John had a bad day
bachelor gets a cookbook
childrens books not recommended
my husband the doctor
bored in bed
10 adult jokes
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Best of Old People Pranks Vol. 3 | Just For Laughs Compilation
Funniest Clumsy Pet Fails Ever 2018 | Funny Pet Videos
F/A-18 Carrier break and landing
What's the Difference Between a Boy & a Girl?
Dallas SWAT: Negotiating with a Kidnapper
Top Songs of 1965
The Beach is Closed: Trouble in Paradise (March 2020) | Failarmy
Funny Horse Videos - Try Not To Laugh
Benny Hill - Wife-Swap (1986)
Comic Relief 1980's "Jerry Lewis" Stand Up Comedy
WWE Raw: Pee-Wee Herman on Raw
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A bloke buys a camel from some shonk on a street corner, and he
proudly rides it into the pub car park, causing a bit of a stir with the local drinkers.
"Nice camel, mate," one of his drinking commented. "Is it male or
female?""Female!" the bloke beamed.
"How do you know" his mate enquired.
"Well," the bloke explained, "On the way here today, at least twenty
people yelled out: 'Hey - look at the cunt on the camel!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
what does your husband do
got any id
drunk drivers
invent an alarm clock
weight watchers
Mr, and Mrs, Wong
the confusion began
I was so drunk last night
a light weight
the good old days
its not real
touch her hair
pastor sends you a friend request
I'm sorry
being an adult
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