Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S COORNER

If you worry about what might be, and wonder
what might have been, you will ignore what is

welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

I AM THANKFUL

FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING

AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME .

we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead,

there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress? That explains a lot now doesn't it.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
What's the difference between a flying pig and a politician? The letter F.
Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition.
What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is a bottom-

dwelling scum-sucker, and the other one is a fish.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
What's the difference between death and taxes?

Death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? Senator.
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
What do you call a Democratic buffet? A free for all.
The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!
It was so cold today, a politician had his hands in his own pockets!
A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
What happens when you give viagra to lawyers? They grow taller.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be

changed regularly and for the same reason.

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That's all folks

Have a nice day

FROM

Martin aka the postman

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