Dogs are better companions than humans.
they ask no questions and they pass no criticisms
Welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
fill it with seawater
if grass licked your feet
Jesus take the wheel
if you eat well
how much excersize
no more whiskey
the women's remote
forgot the darts
if the noise persists
no singles
72 virgins
a noise
who is it
the next generation
trying to figure it out
pudding pops
At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled
around the kitchen table.The training officer was discussing the behavior
of fire. "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke coming from
the eaves, blackened out windows and little or no visible flame. What
does this tell you?" he asked.He was expecting to hear that the house is
in a possible back draft situation, a condition very dangerous to fire fighters.
Instead he heard the following from one quick wit in the back,
"You got the right place."
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players
when a gorgeous blonde lady wearing a huge fur coat walked in and
asked if she could bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
The dealers said yes and were happy to oblige.
She then said: "I hope you don't mind, but I'll feel much luckier if I
take off my coat." With that, she took off her coat and was wearing a
skin-tight Wonder Woman outfit!
The men looked her up and down as she leaned over the table, rolled
the dice, and yelled: "Come on baby, come on!"
She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while
yelling: "YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!" With that, she
picked up her winnings and quickly left.
The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one
finally asked the other: "What the heck did she roll anyway?"
The second dealer answered: "I don't know. I thought you were paying attention!"
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived.
One minute they were driving along the highway, talking and laughing and joking,
and the next, BOOM! they were before the Creator of all.Shaking his head,
The Omnipotent One looks at the three. "Reform I can understand. But where
will it end? You! Goldblum! The ashtrays in your temple so My people could
smoke while the Torah was being read???"Goldblum shuddered.
God went on. "I can live with that. Men are weak, but the Word is strong!"
Goldblum sighed with relief."Bauman! Really, I can accept My people need
to eat, but really: serving Ham Sandwiches to the devout at the temple
during Yom Kippur?"Bauman hung his head in shame. "Even that I can
allow to pass, even with the eating of that which is not Kosher. I'm not
pleased at all with the playing fast and loose with my people, but I can
accept these indiscretions." Bauman also heaved a sigh of relief.
Finally, He turns to the third rabbi and says, "You, Rabinowitz, have gone
too far! Am I asking too much? No, you flaunt the world at Me, even on
the holiest days of Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur by putting out a sign saying....
"Closed for the Holidays!!!"
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JOKES
2 old men at the nursing home
2 old ladies go to the retirement home
only women understand
doc I'm turning 80 tomorrow
Victor fell in love with the teacher
where have you been
the germs and the young couple
a platoon of marines is marching down a road
2 roaches were munching on garbage
his mom has senile dementia
which part goes to heaven first
Bill Clinton dies of a heart attack
advice for golfers
playing in a sandbox
doc my cow might have that mad cow disease
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JOKES
12 step internet recovery program
2 men were out hunting in the woods
when the store manager returned from lunch
the ultimate computer
in a recent poll
the world according to men
the young blonde bride and the gynechologist
what time is it
the road construction union
Gilbert and Brian were really pissed
a woman has 8 different kinds of orgasms
he liked to hang out at the bar
unfairly accused
at home watching football
a magic amusement park
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dirty Work - #Laurel & #Hardy (1933)
The Land of Pure Silence | Continent 7: Antarctica
On the Road: Waitress receives the tip of a lifetime
Great Chicago Fire 1871
Live PD: Talking Nonsense
WATCH THIS BEFORE YOU GIVE UP -
Steve Harvey Motivational Story
Oktapodi - Animation Short Film - GOBELINS
California is too PC - Robert Mac - Dry Bar Comedy
"INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" — A Bad Lip Reading
Sand Cat Kittens Filmed in the Wild for First Time | Nat Geo Wild
Dog Sells Hot Dogs
The Pink Panther in "Trail of Lonesome Pink"
You slept with 5 guys... I'm not the Father! | The Maury Show
Top 10 Best Judge Judy Moments
Jerry Springer: transsexual confession ''I have a secret for my man''
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
tampons ice cream and wine
moral support
trying to understand people
the lion king
when you get superdrunk
new manicure
wash hands
hunt for food
always believe
the rest of the world
this old bus
take life seriously
don't trust children
call an ambulance
life is like a movie
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postmn
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