Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Isn't it interesting how hard the mainstream media is trying to convince
us. They are all telling us how far behind in the polls that Donald is
compared to Joe. The bookies, however, are giving us a different
picture...they are all giving odds of 50-50 on the election.
I am more inclined to believe them instead. Whoever is right, I
suspect they will be counting votes for months after the election.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
winter is coming
her point of view
you wear it
doing the laundry
not going to do it
what do you mean
setting shit on fire
cat hair on your couch
where are you going
cleaning with kids in the house
what does not kill you
a silent and deadly one
in class today
lemon and spice
a decent coffee maker
I'm reaching out on behalf of a golf buddy of mine who needs some help! His wife
told him to go out & get some of those pills that would help him get an
erection. When he came back, he handed her some diet pills.
Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Let me know if you can help.
He looks very sad !
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JOKES
3 old ladies playing bridge
I had sex with your mom
I'll wait till he pulls out
the Lord said unto John
drinking too much coffee
said to her grand father
give me the drugs
stood at the bar
dressed like a chicken
whats the difference
a brand new watch for birthday
planning to get married
aroused in the morning
wife gained a few pounds
thots on aging
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?
How do you make your husband scream during sex?
Call him and let him hear it.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her b-shells!
How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
the weather
don't trust everything you see
its important to know
destroyed from the outside
men fight for liberty
sponsor jackets
complaining about a problem
don't blame a clown
written in Mandarin
drones
starting a group
a shooting star
in the middle of the night
they never get sick
closed the clubs
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
drunk peeing in public vs. motion activated sprinklers
In the Presence of Animals
Crocodile vs zebra, amazing encounter
Paratroopers Static Line Jump From C-17
classic cars of the 1940s-50s
Most Dangerous mountain roads In The World,
Bill Tries Marijuana | Bill Engvall
Seafarers Life | Horrible Moments at Sea | Ship in Storm
Desert Storm - The Air War, Day 1 - Time-Lapse
U.S. attack aircrafts landing on a highway
Monkey Swarm Takes Over City
A Round Of Golf | The Munsters
Tuscany, Italy. Light and Land. Aerial video
2 trains hit a HUGE snow pile!!!
If You Like Camping, You're Lying. Danny Villalpando
have a nice day
from:
Martin aka the postman
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