[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

the best and most beautiful things in life
cannot be felt or touched-they must be
felt with the heart
Helen Keller

welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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we do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

sneak away to mow
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my therapist
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your turn signal
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in the hospital
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if you can read this
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reality tv
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the book you asked for
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rebooting the computer
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recommendations
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took it to the extreme
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not what they meant
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women drivers
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the last thing he remembered
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use it like this
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leave my friends behind

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A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the
salesmen: "I want that tv."The salesperson shook his head
and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."So the blonde left
and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black
and said: "I want that tv."But the salesman still said: "No,
we don't sell to blondes."Finally the blonde got fed up and said,
"That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."

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JOKES

a traffic consultant
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what's the difference
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Kevin goes on a date
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stopped for speeding
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this guy was deer hunting
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got married in St. Paul
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bragging about their daughter
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Tom was having a bit of bad luck
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beautiful woman walks into a bar and sits down
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arthritus
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beautiful blonde and buxom
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starvation
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what do you call him
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the salvation army
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3 crows and a dove
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk09/gg0115.html


A passenger piled his luggage on the scale at an airline counter in
New York and said to the ticket agent: "I'm flying to Los Angeles.
I want the large bag sent to Denver and the two small ones to Cincinnati."  
"I'm sorry sir, but we can't do that," said the ticket agent.
"That's good to hear because that's where they ended up the last
time I flew this route."


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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

machine crushing cars
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0025.html

Horse vs man, Compilation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0026.html

Anthem Of The Seas Vs Huge Waves And 120 MPH Winds
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0029.html

Handyman Corner - Roadtrip Proofing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0031.html

Crow Really Wants Something Inside | The Dodo
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0032.html

1960s Commercials and Vintage Commercials
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0033.html

Hill Climb
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0034.html

Go Karts on Railroad Tracks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0035.html

M3 Amphibious Rig driving into River | Ferry Operation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0036.html

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Brooke Shields
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0037.html

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

anything for a klondike bar
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stop complaining
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a roadside stand
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an asshole
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not one time
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stop taking selfies in bed
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what's worse
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your belly sticks out
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day 284
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porn
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nipples are hot
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a frog
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dear lord
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nice try
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slap someone thru the
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm06/jb0226.html

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