Please don't take anything I say personal or too seriously.
I'm just an idiot with internet access.
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
farts are like children
singing lessons
a change in medications
a family of tortoises
lets do something wreckless tonight
a new political group
summer is almost over
one more time
birds singing
this salad tastes like
dirty laundry
how rumoers start
coffee or tea
Sherwin Williams
couldn't hold it in
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JOKES
2 men are out fishing
3 guys go on a ski trip
if a woman sleeps w ten men
tips for everyday cheapskates and idiots
12 monks were getting ordained
what do they have in common
they were having a big argument during breakfast
Maria went home happy
q and a jokes
Sally had a smile on his face
rules of good English
a carnival and a huckster with an elephant
my life has become boring
they were baking a cake
goes into a bar
I have a little poem, I'll try to make it quick;
The subject is quite simple: the joy of owning dick.
A penis is a splendid thing; you ladies should be jealous..
An organ with such lovely skin, it's smooth and mostly hairless.
It starts to grow so quickly when a guy's about thirteen,
His testicles on either side, his willy in between.
It dangles neatly down below; it's softly warm and loyal.
But at the slightest hint of lust, it's ready to uncoil.
It seems to have a mind all of its own; it's like an untamed beast,
It squirms and writhes and stretches out, just when you 'spect it least.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves, erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off, and then I wish it wouldn't.
During summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach,
A glimpse of wobbly boobs or bums will make it squirm and reach.
But handle it with love and cae, for it will give great pleasure.
I often check if it has grown - now when did I last measure?
Some men will fret about their size: they give it lots of thought;
Is seven inches long enough? It makes them quite distraught.
They sneak a look in toilets, wondering what they'll see,
But if another glances back at them, there's no way they can pee!
Masturbating is a sin - at least some folks believe.
That's just some old wives' tale, 'cause it really can relieve.
Without this super organ, no shag would be complete.
Lesbians can try their best, but must admit defeat.
It has some splendid functions, I'm sure you will agree:
To start a whole new life, and more than that - to pee!
But what seems most amazing about my one-eyed flute,
Whatever it is doing, it knows which juice to shoot.
And better yet, it stays with one, until one's old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Hilarious Cat vs Eagle thoughts
Drunk Driver Hit's Two Cars and is Allowed to Walk Away by Police
Drone Video western Norway
Wolf Protects Pups From a Bear | BBC Earth
Deep Impact (8/10) Movie CLIP - The Comet Hits Earth (1998) HD
2020 NEW Top 5 Just For Laughs Gags
Dubai 4K. From Desert to Skyscrapers in 50 years
Any firearms in the vehicle today?
F18 training flight landing in a civilian airport
Man coaxes nest of 6 cute baby bunnies out from his garden
The World's Best Crowd Comedian. Jim McCue
Comedian Debunks Evolution. Reno Collier - Full Special
Alike short film
Grindelwald Switzerland Walking Tour
15 MOST EXTREME Weather Events Caught on Video
I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in 2010. A dusty,
dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said "General Store,"
and that was it.There was a little old man sitting in front of the store
in a rocking chair. I said to him,
"What do you folks do around here?"
He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' fuck."
I said, "What do you hunt?"
He said, "Somethin' to fuck."
The teacher had just finished reading a story to the sixth-grade class.
She decided to check the student's knowledge of some of the vocabulary
that had been used.
"Who knows what the word 'adolescent' means?" she asked.
Out of the entire class of 35, not one child raised a hand.
After a few more silent moments, she decided to give them a hint: "Adolescent -
it's something all of you are, and I am not."
Finally Little Johnny tentatively raised his hand, and in a very soft voice said,
"Virgins?"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
airplanes and submarines
my cat
we have all played it
she changed the password
its in the rye
have you ever noticed
if you can guess my weight
a sloppy joe
you know that awesome feeling you get
went grocery shopping
confucius say
your village just called
when I was a kid
running naked
not a drill
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postmn
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