If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton,
you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This pandemic has changed a lot of things in our country...
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
now what
headed for the fan
I want answers
how can I find anything
loose gravel
looting and pillaging
this one is way cooler
fashions in 2020
social distancing
please don't change me
Bruce slow down
an awkward moment
school shoes
they totally change your life
Rip Van Winkle
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to
build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying
to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't
leave something that can be traced back to you.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
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JOKES
3 gay men were sitting in the park
Suzy and Johnny were playing house
the Lone Ranger and Tonto
a female tv reporter and the farmer
a physicist a biologist and a chemist
a panda walks into a restaurant
a guy goes in to a pet shop
geeky pick up lines
the ultimate rejection
you don't want to hear during surgery
programmer shops for groceries
one night I was cat sitting
cannibals
they were out game hunting
Adam was talking to God
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIEs
Festive Feast & Other Cat Capers - Simon's Cat | COLLECTION
LA Speed Check
Menopause Is Worse Than PMS. Jeff Allen
Best of Disgusting Pranks Vol. 5 | Just For Laughs Compilation
CRAZY Explosions Caught on Camera Compilation
Air Strike on Taliban Snipers | The Hornet's Nest
Remembering the Old Sniper | Shooting USA
Incredible footage of leopard behaviour during impala kill
W.C. Fields - You're Telling Me
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The Stage Explodes & Chairs Fly | The Steve Wilkos Show
Flying Over The Alps
How the Fastest Animal on Earth Attacks Its Prey
Menopause Is Worse Than PMS. Jeff Allen
Living in the Hospital | Bill Engvall
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
marriage
the flesh on the inside of your cheeks
mountain climbing
as you get older
Dear September
you are an adult if
wipe n wax
why my dog eats crap
its amazing
the us naval observatory
saw the face of Jesus
used all the condoms
yo momma so nasty
3 million years
bras and masks
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