knowing thy self is the height of wisdom
Socrates
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
salad dressing
pasture
cargo
already peeled
stayed up all night
on the way to work
things got real
tacos and beer
458 days
talking on the mobile
something in the way she moos
medicine commercial
after the kids go to bed
science tip
is pepsi ok
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it's a scream?
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".
John came fifth and won a toaster.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm about to change.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?
It makes cows go completely insane!". The other cow replies "Good thing I'm a helicopter".
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.
Why is there a fence around a cemetery? People are dying to get in.
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JOKES
back in the good old days
a woman was driving through a remote part of Arizona
whats the matter
all this land needs
Rosey the hostess and the Catholic priest
are you thinkin what I'm thinkin?
the wrong side of the bed
just do everything I do
3 nuns died in a car accident and went before the pearly gates
a friend who always carries around condoms
Jeff was a philanderer and married
today class I am going to give you a letter
the photographer and the two sisters
there was a large revival meeting
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
If Soda Commercials Were Honest
BURN OUT | Animation Short Film 2017
Candid Camera Classic: Fear of Flying!
$120 Million Private Island With Private Airfield - Bahamas
Abandoned - Houston Astrodome
8 of the Cutest — and Rarest — Creatures on the Planet
Homeless Ex-Marine Will Take Your Breath Away Playing Piano in the Streets
THE OFFICIAL Hot Scots drum line - 2011
Watch Reporter Go Undercover as Elderly Granny to Investigate Plumber
Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In: One Ringy Dingy.
Bufford T Justice Diablo Sandwich and a Dr Pepper Clip
Puppy isn't happy when waves fill up his newly dug hole
Seinfeld - Hennigan's Scotch (Kramer Drunk)
Tubing Wars: Extreme Sports at a New Level!
Kip Moore - Beer Money
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
which is lighter
dear UPS
poop jokes
down under
a second burger
what is wrong
my Uber driver
eating dried grapes
every six months
hot dogs
alphabet soup
the bee store
a hen that could count
throw my beer
that's your job
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