excellence is not a skill it is an attitude
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
so you got some good jokes? after about 20 years or so of
telling jokes, I am finding it hard to come across some new ones
!!! need some toons or memes also. Don't need warm fuzzies
don't need political crap. But send me your jokes and toons and
memes!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
garbage trucks
I see dead people
shooting in Chicago
navigation system
I'd like to return this sweater
is it bad to have a penis
looting
where have you been all my life
went for a walk w a beautiful girl
anti maskers
knock down the pyramids
don't bother him
sounded like my mother board
Marmaduke is jealous
you still coming over
Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
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JOKES
what is celibacy
a midget and a race horse
asked his dad to buy a new car
I can't come in today
because of my hiking
the pastor of this baptist church
Donald in the white house
short ones
as you lie back your muscles tighten
a new sappling popped up
farmer needs an attorney
I was acting as the system administrator
takes his father to the doctor
depressing pickup lines
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
HEE HAW - Comedy
George Lopez: Hiring a Contractor
Brian Regan Live in St Louis
Candid Camera Classic: Disorder in the Court!
TOP 5 SCARIEST Videos Caught On GoPro!
Senior Citizen Shoots Two Intruders, Kills One
Live PD: Desperate Times, Dangerous Measures
Live PD: Would You Talk to Your Mother Like That?
Walker Texas Ranger Fight Scene
Steven Seagal Fight Scenes
10 Most Unique Lions in the World!
She Suspiciously Paid For Everything In Cash For Years, Then People Realized Why
Abandoned dog rescued after 15 months of living on her own.
The most beautiful village in the world, Flam - Norway
derecho storm cedar rapids
Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
I wanna get that t shirt
mexican word of the day
what's gonna happen to the goat
when I look at the clock
lying awake at night wondering
the only thing worse
save energy
senior trying to reset password
can we all agree
knock off the racist bullshit
what seems to be the problem
the perfect therapist
when I order online
enjoying a good wine
burned the pizza
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