The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
the recipe
Victoria Secrets
a strong desire
come visit me
every morning
our aim
your candidate
he would not stop
what has been seen
a boner
downloaded the wrong episode
they are arguing
we know why
gfriend got her teeth whitened
how can you not care
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JOKES
daddy what are those
a good date
you need a new doctor
after her husband went to work
the pastor and the kitten
2 country doctors
a wierd dream
driving through Texas one evening
so what do you hunt
woman goes to the dentist
Today I opened a new online banking account, I always use the same password: "cabbage".
It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans...
Please enter your new password:
"cabbage"
Sorry, the password must be 8 or more characters.
"boiled cabbage"
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
"1 boiled cabbage"
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
"50bloodyboiledcabbages"
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
"50BLOODYboiledcabbages"
Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
"50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessnow"
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
"ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow"
Sorry, that password is already in use!
Billy Bob is touring Wales by car, and finds a superb hotel suite for $100.00 a night.
"I'll pay $100.00 with pleasure," he says.
"Oh" says the receptionist, "with pleasure it's $200.00!"
An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.
French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states."
The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell the jam to the states."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France."
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Kevin Hart - Raccoon Attack - Stand-Up Comedy
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
my favorite child
Kim threatens Australia
don't have facebook or twitter
what vegans say
my favorite sex position
ugly guys cute guys
sometimes it doesn't work out
say what you will about women
blame hurricane
wake up
adultery is a sin
facebook fundraiser
keep scrolling
life is too short
slut jokes
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