welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
for the last time
contact
looks romantic
look kid...
when he slappin
a little known fact
5 minutes into cuddling
looters
hot outside
a gateway to where
the last time
you up?
cab is not big enough
what you can or cannot do
a boy or girl
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JOKES
a Jew a Catholic and a Mormon were at the bar
having a drink
the supreme being appeared before the pope
haven't had a bowel movement for over a week
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage
would you sleep with me
for the last 3 years
a solar eclipse
a man and wife check into a motel
a list of the dept staff
back pain
The Catholic Church's air conditioning broke
down, so they had to hire a man to crawl around
in the ducts and figure out what was wrong..
As the man peeked down through one of the vents
in the sanctuary, he saw little old Mrs. Murphy
kneeling by the altar, apparently saying her rosary.
The man thought it would be funny to try and mess
with the lady's mind. In his best authoritative voice,
he said, "This is Jesus. Your prayers will be answered."
The little old lady didn't even blink, just kept on
saying her prayers. The man decided maybe she didn't
hear him, and tried again. "This is Jesus, the Son of
God! Your prayers will be answered!"
Again, she didn't react at all. Mustering up a big
breath of air, the man decided to try again. "THIS IS
JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD! YOUR PRAYERS
WILL BE ANSWERED
The lady looks up and says,
"SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just
in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying
to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by
offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," so
she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again.
She is still insulted so she refuses to let him up again.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up.
I'm twelve blocks past my stop already."
A man goes visits a psychiatrist and tells him,
"Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex."
The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him
various drawings. First, the doctor draws a square and
asks the man to identify it.
The man immediately says, "Omigosh! Four people having sex!"
Next, the doctor draws a circle, at which the man gasps and says,
"One man having sex."
Next, the doctor draws a triangle, which the patient
identifies as "two woman and one man having sex."
The doctor put the drawings away and says to the patient,
"Yes, I do believe that you have an obsession with sex."
The man replies, "Me? You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
World's Most Funniest Engineering Mistakes |
26 Famous Gangsters From The 1920s & 1930s
Flight To California 1952
The Moment When You Realize Your Partner Might Be an Idiot
Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 William Shatner
Cheers
Suspect Spits on Cop, Cop Knocks Him Out
This Will Happen When Yellowstone Erupts
Thomas Rhett - Die A Happy Man
Johnny Beehner on having to pick your battles
when you're married - Dry Bar Comedy
Top 10 Most Expensive Actor's Mansion Homes
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
no soliciting
blind people
a womans mustache
sorry I sprayed that
single
waiting five seconds
used to work at a bakery
incliment weather
the cost on funeral expenses
just a reminder
texting while driving
while sitting in my truck at Walmart
jogging
family game night
do you remember
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