"Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it."
---Salvador Dali
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
So, summer time in beautiful west Michigan.
Sunshine and road construction. Don't know if it
has to do with the governor's promise to "fix the damn
roads". Seems like getting from point a to point b
requires a monumental effort. So I am gonna declare
a national holiday. Yeah they got stupid holidays all
the time. In addition to National prime day, which I
am sure you knew, right? It is also National give some
thing away day, And its National fire pet safety day
today. I'm sure you knew that too, right? Well ok,
those last 2 holidays may not mean a lot for you, so
I am gonna start my own. National sit in your chair
with the dog and drink wine day. Enjoy
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
hey Piglet
the biggest
430 am
honey tie me up
for the first time
friendly
your ps3
congratulations
2 sides for every story
persons profile
the pharmacy
my girlfriend said
in the back yard
am I okay
apple pickers
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JOKES
short ones
visiting New York one day
what was the problem
I'd like to buy some logs
one morning a husband took a pair of underwear
the car spun off the highway
daughter comes home from the peace corp
tell the court why you want a divorce
two neighbors trying to out status each other
in a small town in the midwest
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The
judge said, "What will it be....30 days or $30."
The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."
3 bears - Mamma, Pappa, Baby.
Mamma: Who's been eating my porridge
Pappa: Who's been eating MY porridge
Baby: Fuck the damn porridge!! Who's taken the DVD Recorder
On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten
teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it
easier to get to the airport.
~~~ Jonathan Winters
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
King of The Road - Roger Miller - 1965
Jeff Dunham - Marriage is like Alcatraz
A Quick Drop-in by Maïté and the kids
DROWNING Dog Rescued by AWESOME Men | The Dodo
Roseanne Roseannadanna on King Tut - SNL
Full Metal Jacket: Is That You John Wayne?
Best Of Laurel & Hardy
Airplane Classic Scenes
DIY - Simon's Cat | SHORTS
Doggie School Bus picks up pups for 'school'
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
fishing
listen to your wives
why don't you tell me
pick a category
unsweet
your so goofy
first big boobs
British ppl
take 2 in the morning
its hot
the only business
worst amusement park
I am here for you
woke up hungover
coffee
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