people say nothing is impossible.
But I do nothing every day
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES AND TOONS
can't stand them
explain it
stupid people
the suspect
don't worry
sea world
a bedpan
make a sandwich
you missed school
run for 2 minutes
that looks cute
some people lie
married over 50 years
driving around
panic attack
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JOKES
an even number
I made one great discovery
what will your third wish be
a rough landing
rabbit broke free from the library
fresh out of accounting school
died before they could be married
he fainted
leaving for a trip
the little guy starts to feel air sick
Why don't cowboys make good lovers?
Because they think a good ride is eight ?seconds.
In class, the teacher was discussing starvation.
She asked volunteers to come up to the chalkboard
to draw their idea of starvation.
Although Little Johnny was the only kid in class
with his hand up the teacher called on Jose'
because she knew better than to call on Little
Johnny. So Jose' went up and drew a round circle
on the board with a bunch of dots in the circle.
The teacher asks him, "What is that Jose'?"
Jose' replied, "Starvation is when all you have for dinner is a bunch of peas".
The teacher said, "That's great Jose', but not quite what I'm looking for."
She called on Suzy next, even though Little
Johnny was the only one with his hand. Suzy went
up and drew a circle and only put 2 dots in it.
She explained to the teacher that starvation is
only having two peas for dinner.
Again the teacher said, "Well that's great, but not what I was looking for."
Finally she called on Little Johnny even though
she knew she'd regret it. Little Johnny came up
and drew a big circle and then draws a bunch of
scribbled lines in it.
The teacher was thinking, well here it comes. She
asked, "O.K. Little Johnny, tell us what your
idea of starvation is."
Little Johnny says, "Well, teacher, this circle
is a big asshole, and all these scribbles are
cob-webs!
Did you know the average male is 6 inches long, and the average female is 8 inches deep?
So in New York City alone there is over 2 miles of unused pussy!
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw
two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and
he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," The poor man replied. "Oh, come
along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy
task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the
poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us
with you." The rich man replied "No, you don't understand. The grass at
my home is about two feet tall!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Animated Short Film: "Watermelon A Cautionary Tale"
Animals vs Cars Trucks Boats
Top 100 Viral Videos 2015 Compilation || JukinVideo Best of the Year
When Loggers Cut Down Old Tree
Kid Falls into Puddle Prank - Just For Laughs Gags
Scientists have created edible water
Lambs
The Platters - The Great Pretender
Massive Crater Discovered Under Greenland Ice
People Vs. Nature
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
your bottom is getting so big
trespassers and survivors
a sleeping pill
control your anger
crickets
how did it go
learn from our mistakes
a joint account
why I am broke
a week's worth of cardio
secretly in love
crying about it
drunk man staggers into a catholic church
medical school
the old lady and the bus driver
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