In Hell, the coffee is always room temperature.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS
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MEMES AND TOONS
a valid point
a selfie
wipe their feet
beauty sleep
no hair
no smoking
concentrated milk
my new boyfriend
just for the record
froggy style
under water
how did that get in there
your boardidng pass
I passed
forgot the password
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JOKES
driving down the road late one night
the shortest man alive
a big burly man visited the pastor's home
in the darkest jungles of Africa
wife goes missing off the Australian Coast
black lace panties
a young plumber
looking for a little action
the birth certificate
coming to terms with her sexuality
Heh! Manuel! 'Ow are you?"
"Verrry wella. 'Ow are you, Pepe?"
"Soooo happy! I am married, my wife is da mosta
beautifool woooman in da world! She cooksa mosta
tasty chillie, she isa da besta 'ousekeeper,
you musta come an' see 'er. There's justa one
thinga, she is a mute, she cannotta speaka at all."
A couple of days later Pepe sees Manuel.
"Hey, Manuel, 'ave you seena my wife?"? "Yeah."
"And whatta you thinka?"
"She is DISGUSTING!"
"Disgusting? My Chiquita? Why?"
"I wentta to see you. I politely said to 'er ,
'My name is Manuel.? I 'ave come to see Pepe. Is he at 'ome?
Where? is he?' So, she turns her back to me,
she lifta 'er skirt up, bends forward,
and she? isn't wearing anything underneatha!
Then, she? showsa me the coffee pot. Disgusting."
"Nah, she is not disgusting, she was telling? you,
'That asshole is ina da cafe'."
Last year a young man graduated from the University of Arkansas
with a degree in journalism. His very first assignment, for the
newspaper who hired him, was to write a human interest story. He
decided to go into the Ozark Mountains to do his research.
He found an old farmer's house in an isolated section and introduced
himself to the man. He then asked him, "Has anything ever happened
around here that made you happy?" The old farmer thought for a moment
and said, "Yep, one time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We all formed
a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that!" the young reporter exclaimed. "Can you thinkof
anything else that happened that made you happy?"
"Yep, one time a neighbor's daughter got lost. We all formed a posse &
found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
"Hell, I can't print that either!" cried the frustrated reporter.
"Has anything ever happened that made you sad?"
The old farmer dropped his head and sit quietly for a few seconds.
Then he timidly replied, "Yep, I got lost once."
The Scottish farmer thought he'd caught a nasty STD.
But it turns out he was just allergic to wool.
Q: What are the two words every man does
NOT want to hear after a blow job?
A: Kiss Me
There was a young person named Willie
Whose actions were what you'd call silly;
He went to a ball
Dressed in nothing at all
Pretending to represent Chile.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
tenth anniversary
no parking
punctuation
a good day
everything is fine
roses are red
another hot day
me mature?
interesting facts
dear haters
wifi went down
first day
hard times
my 2 goals
no trespassing
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