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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, today is the fortieth anniversary of Elton
John's Russia tour. He was the first pop
singer from the USA to go on tour behind the iron
curtain. In an age that fostered cold war fears,
we baby boomers worried that they would not let him
back out. However, our fears were never realized.
The commies never dropped the bomb because of
the concert. All went well, and John performed
4 concerts in Moscow and 4 in Leningrad.
Elton John - Your Song (Live in Russia 1979)
If you are a fan of Elton, get yourself over to
Accu radio today. They are sponsoring an Elton John
day.In honor of the date, they will be playing music
all day performed by him.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
gave me fleas
ordered a pizza
eye contact
having a bad day
because
bird watchers
back to jail
my gps
a deluxe colonoscopy
things you can say
one more chance
reservations
just one item
bought something off the internet
train him
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Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and
disciples to an emergency meeting because
of the high drug consumption problem all over the earth.
After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that
in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try
the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.
t was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the
members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.
The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
disciples begin to return to heaven.
Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:
"Who is it?"
"It's Paul"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Paul?"
"Hashish from Morocco"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
It's Mark"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Matthew"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's John"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring John ?"
"Crack from New York"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
It's Luke"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Luke ?"
"Speed from Amsterdam"
"Very well son, come in."
"Who is it?"
"It's Judas"
Jesus opens the door
"What did you bring Judas ?"
"The FBI, YOU SCUMSUCKERS!
EVERYONE ASSUME THE POSITION AGAINST THE WALL!"
JOKES
toilet brushes
a poor fisherman shipwrecked on a desert island
a young Scot in Madrid
St. Mary's Catholic girls school
dead or alive
a big city lawyer a farmer, and a bull
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher
Kenny the rooster
a fire sale
2 gay men decide to have a baby
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
DIFFERENT | Award Winning Short Film by Tahneek Rahman
Cop Chases After Criminal With Donkey
1999-06-16 The Man Show - Series Premiere
Top 10 Crazy Challenges in Fear Factor
Funny Bud Light Commercials
Top 200 Highlights of Animals - VERY FUNNY ANIMALS
Luke Combs - Beer Never Broke My Heart
YOU may LAUGH TO DEATH - Funny compilation
USS Nimitz Catapult Takeoff Grumman C-2A
5 Times People Deserved What They Got - Instant Karma
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
I can't take it
100 years ago
anti depressants
friends
pepsi
high for graduation
can't cook
I wonder
voices
last night
a talking centipede
babe trust me
eye drops
can't buy love
wonder why he crashed
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