the good thing about in laws, they make you realize how short
life is
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!!!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, its another Monday, bunky! I know you are happy
about that, right?? So yesterday while my buddy Lynn
said it was 85 and sunny in Orlando, it is like 50 degrees
here in beautiful, but not so warm West Michigan today.
The humidity is sposta be really heavy too, like its prolley
gonna reach 85%...that makes it pretty rough for a trip
for the gym. Humidity always screws up breathing for my
COPD. But, hey, such is life, right?
So ya gotta look on the bright side, right? Well, Monday
only happens once a week, there ya go! AND it is sposta
be a heat wave here in Michigan later on. Weather guy says it will
be as high as 78 along about Thursday or Friday!! WOW eh?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
whatever happened
that look you get
walks into supercuts five mins b4 close
sit on the toilet
who ordered it?
wanna share
turning right
digitalization
a rainbow
that's not my husband
a suntan
gets pulled over
seawater
grass
pole dancing
grandpa is old fashioned
he was in pretty good shape
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JOKES
puns
one day at a busy airport
stumbling home from the pub late one night
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break
hey unc what's it called
a radar trap
a man accused of burglary
I'm sure it will amaze you
moved across country
Sunday dinner
An 85-year-old man marries a substantial but lovely 25-year-old farmer's daughter.
She is deeply in love with him, but because she is used to big, strapping farm types
and because by comparison her new husband appears so old and frail,
the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate adjoining suites.
She is most concerned that the old fellow could over-exert himself.
She is a fine, strong handsome girl and after the festivities she prepares herself in a
filmy see-through negligee that shows off her large, pointed attributes and delightfully
pneumatic derriere to the best effect,
and settles back to wait for the knock on the door she is expecting.
In no time at all the knock comes and there is her groom, his manhood standing to
attention, ready for action. They unite in vigorous conjugal union and all goes well indeed,
whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
A few minutes later, just as her eyes are closing, there's a knock on the door and
there stands the old chap - solidly in the upright position - ready for more action. Somewhat
surprised, she consents to further coupling, which is again vigorous, deep and satisfyingly
successful, after which the octogenarian bids her the fondest of good-nights and leaves.
She is both surprised and pleased at the performance of her new husband and is
certainly ready for slumber at this point.
As she begins to drift off into a slumber once again there is another knock at the
door and there is the old chap again,
fresh as a teenager and pointedly ready for more conjugal jig-a-jig. Once more they
enter into sexual congress
and once again it is definitely vigorous, deep and profoundly satisfying .
?As they're lying together in each other's arms bathing in the afterglow of great sex,
the young bride says to him, "I am truly impressed that a man your age has enough energy to make
love to me in such a vigorous and satisfying way three times already tonight.
I've been with fellows less than half your age that were only good for one, and did not
plough my furrow nearly as strongly or deeply as you have."
The old chap looks rather puzzled and turns to her and says,
"Oh. Was I already here?"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
B 2 Spirit Drops Massive Ordnance Penetrator Bunker Buster
The Dentist from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)
A STORM OF BEAUTY - Spectacular Phenomenon
Top 10 Mysterious Things Found Frozen In Ice Antarctica
Short Film HD "Planet Unknown" by Shawn Wang
Billy Crystal: A Comic's Line (1984)
JUDGE MATHIS SCHOOLS YOUNG BOY,THEN THINGS GOT REAL
This Banned Episode of The Simpsons Will Leave You Speechless..
Norway's $47BN Coastal Highway
How Far Can We Go? Limits of Humanity.
Funny Videos - Stupid people doing stupid things
Walt Disney - The Little House - 1952
Mariana Trench: Record-breaking journey
Jeff Dunham - Marriage is like Alcatraz
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
what is your name
never approach a bull from the front
don't cry
wine does not make you fat
your ex
who needs to hear this
a new bottle
400 hundred dollars
gas money
what do you like most
have you ever dated a liar
a little pepper in your pillow
social media
have you ever met someone
taste the rainbow
a dictator
the day after
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