In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
A TRIBUTE...
Justin Moore - The Ones That Didn't Make It Back Home
Get the grill out.
watch old war movies on AMC with John Wayne.
pop a top on a cold one
w friends and family.
kick back and relax.
but above all,
thank a veteran and enjoy your
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!!
thank you to all veterans!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
don't panic
the result
look rich
junk
without my phone
the water fountain
bottles
bread or fish
eat it
tell me about yourself
look what I got
pepper
the end of the world
a root canal
shit for brains
After Vietnam
A man was being interviewed for a job.
"Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs
and I lost both testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
The somewhat surprised applicant asked,
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any
preferential treatment because of
my disability." "Everyone else starts at 7 o'clock,
but I should be honest with you,"
explained the interviewer. "Nothing gets done before
10 o'clock because we just sit
and scratch our balls trying to decide what to do first.
No point in you showing up for that."
During the Vietnam war,
a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back
during a really fierce battle.
"Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?"
The Marine replied, "I got my four Sir."
In The Navy
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman.
"I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy,
you'll just be waiting for me to
die so you can come and piss on my grave."
"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied.
"Once I get out of the Navy,
I'm never going to stand in line again!"
The Marine
A Marine and his commanding officer were sitting in the
barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their
shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave
to slap on their faces. The marine shouted, "Hey, don't
put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a
whorehouse!" The commanding officer turned to his barber and said,
"Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the
inside of a whorehouse smells like."
Enlistment
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the
doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father
said it'd be a good idea, sir." he replied "Oh? And what does
your father do?" asked the doctor The recruit responded
"He's in the Army, sir."
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JOKES
whats that book you are reading
sex and parking spaces
being evaluated for mental problems
effective sales technique
why is this seat empty
are you ok
scented candles for men
the parrot and the coal man
lost luggage
trick or treat
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
Captured Film -- Germany Invades Poland 1939
Over Wyoming
Hero Cop Facing a Barrage of Bullets Caught on Tape
Congo: A journey to the heart of Africa - Full documentary - BBC Africa
US Navy Obliterates Attacking Fast-Boat
Top 10 Most Memorable David Letterman Moments
Mama Duck Fights Crows Attacking Baby Ducklings
Mitch Hedberg Stand Up - 2004
Top 10 Most Realistic War Movies According to Military Veterans
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
girls go to the bathroom
waiting in line
maybe next time
at the zoo
Home Depot
what would you do
don't like you
when I talk to you
urine sample
can't wait
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