The future is when you'll wish you'd done what you aren't doing now
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES AND TOONS
spoiling the dog
blame ourselves
too drunk
just opened a bar
take me
Sally
a choice between two
don't lie
feeling like a moron
50$ or 100$
the Titanic
watching me
a fart
I said
viagra
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JOKES
ears were popping
what's the story
too much bread
jury selection
beating your wife with a hammer
apart for a long time
A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking
a huge sofa
a slight heart condition
an apostle of Jesus
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly"
1. GOOD: Your wife is pregnant.
BAD: It's triplets.
UGLY: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. GOOD: Your wife's not talking to you.
BAD: She wants a divorce.
UGLY: She's a lawyer.
3. GOOD: Your son is finally maturing.
BAD: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. GOOD: Your son studies a lot in his room.
BAD: You find several porn movies hidden there.
UGLY: You're in them.
5. GOOD: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
BAD: You can't find your birth control pills.
UGLY: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. GOOD: Your husband understands fashion.
BAD: He's a cross-dresser.
UGLY: He looks better than you.
7. GOOD: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
BAD: She keeps interrupting.
UGLY: With corrections.
8. GOOD: The postman's early.
BAD: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
UGLY: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. GOOD: Your son is dating someone new.
BAD: It's another man.
UGLY: He's your best friend.
10. GOOD: Your daughter got a new job.
BAD: As a hooker.
UGLY: Your coworkers are her best clients.
WAY UGLY: She makes more money than you do.
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There was an old pirate named Bates
Who was learning to rhumba on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nut less
And practically useless on dates.
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"I bought a racehorse today."
"Oh, really? What is the horse's name, gender,
timing, and what are you going to do with him?
"I've decided to call him 'My Face.'
He is male, runs a mile in just under a minute.
I don't care if he doesn't win a race or if he makes me any money."
"Then why'n the hell did ya buy him??
I just want to hear thousands of those uppity posh bitches
at the race course shouting: 'Come on, My Face!'
GOD I'd love to hear that!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Easter Bunny Fights In Defense Of Woman Outside Orlando, Florida Bar
13 Stunningly Beautiful Places In America
Man THROWN from Boat going FULL Speed
OLD MAN ON TRAMPOLINE
5 most skilled Operator on heavy Machine in the World
The Worst Public Bathrooms Ever!
Mannequin Gets Bikini Ripped Off
Tugboat Capsizes Off B.C. Coast
Funny Joke - IRS Summoned Ralph for a Tax Audit,
Ralph brought along his Lawyer
6 Minutes of Animals vs Cars Trucks Boats
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
put your finger in
friendship
if you are single
too much to drink
cheater
extended warranty
look to the star
silly me
on the list
get lost in nature
I wish
can I come in your ear
rough sex
viagra
I want to be the reason
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