The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
french fry
reindeer
what did you hit
go outside
dinner
long distance relationship
she steals
arguing with a woman
he has a good sense of humor
a palm tree
too old
straightening hair
people
constipation
a question
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JOKES
ex used to visit prostitutes
challenged him to a duel
reindeer bellies up to the bar
stung by a bee
a very succsesful attorney
After a very long and boring sermon
the little old lady went into the sex shop
why don't we get it on
an s.o.b.
she wanted a parrot
One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man
orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint,
and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill
is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.
The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back to the bar.
They order the same thing as the day before, and again the cat is
really rude to the bartender and won't tip him. The bartender tells
them that their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and
gets exactly $10.78. The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back
into the bar. This time the man and the ostrich order a double scotch.
The cat orders a scotch and is rude to the bartender. The bartender
smiles to himself, knowing that there is no chance the man will get the
exact amount of money, and he's getting pissed at the cheapskate cat.
He tells the man that their bill is $15.63. The man reaches into his
pocket and gets the exact change! The bartender is astonished. He asks
the man how he always gets the right amount of change. The man tells
him, "Well, one day I came across a lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came
out. He told me I could have any three wishes I wanted. My first
wish was that I could reach into my pocket and get the exact change of
anything I was buying." "Very smart," said the bartender.
"My second wish was to have a high tolerance for alcohol." "Good choice!"
the bartender exclaimed. "What was your third wish?" "Well, that wasn't
too bright on my part. I wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies
sitting n a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting
there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? 'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.' 'We can't drive.'
'Then why did you buy it?' 'We were told that if we bought a car here
we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting'.
This morning. the math teacher singled a young Harry out to ask him,
"If you have $200, and you give $60 to Mary,
$60 to Sally and $60 to Susan, what would you have?"
Turned out that "an orgy" was not the correct answer.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Arrest of Police Impersonator Jefrey Scott Schultz
A look at what moved in front of our trail camera: see for yourself
Semi Abandoned Town In Nevada Desert -
Creepy Buildings, Abandoned Cars & More
Spring 1901 Time Machine - Busy Street in
Manchester, England (Speed Corrected w/ Sound)
Goofy No Smoking
Best Stand up comedy sketch ever!
Friendship between Dolphin and Dog
PEOPLE vs WATER! Hard Water Fails
Originalos: 26103 years before Fitness
New human species found in the Philippines
COPS TV Show-"I'm On The Straight And Narrow Road To Success".
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
girls with big boobs
what I want in a girl
geese
not very hard
a book on turtles
on a submarine
can't take it anymore
stoners
2 moods
ramsay's wife
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