Every accomplishment begins with the decision
to try
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Faq sheet about retirement:
how many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
when is bedtime for a retiree?
2 hours after falling asleep on the couch
how many retirees does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, but it may take all day
why is it good to be called a senior?
ten percent discoount
formal attire for seniors?
tied shoes
why do retirees count pennies?
we are the only people who have the time
what word describes a person who enjoys
working?
nuits
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
older women are good
that is redneck
woodstock??
not funny
a crazy person
what it means
naughty
I can't go
win the lottery
Olive Garden
72 virgins
the canary was alive
going crazy
clocks change at stonehenge
comb your hair
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JOKES
do you have any grapes
in my next life
The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle
David Letterman
The minister selected a 50-cent item at a convenience store
I wish I had one like my cousin
you've been cranky all day
2 old buddies from ww2
in the elevator
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot
A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped
inside. There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway,
with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35."
He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35."
He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that
read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches."
Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself
in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, "Once a night"
and "Over 4 times a night."
Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night"
and found himself back out on the street.
The moral of this story is:
"Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed."
A man went into a bookstore and asked the young woman working the counter,
"Do you have the new book for men with short penises?"
"Hmmm. I'm not sure if it's in yet." she replied.
"That's the one! I'll take a copy."
There's an oversexed lady named Whyte,
Who insists on a dozen a night.
A fellow named Cheddar,
Had the brashness to wed her...
His chance of survival is slight.
Johnny sees his Dad on top of his Mom.
He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get
a model that gets better mileage.
The milkman filled her this morning."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
How 1 Man Survived Being Lost 438 Days at Sea
Head on train collision (video shot from onboard)
Police kick in Door & gunman let's loose on them
Donald Duck Donald In Mathmagic Land
Beaver Dam Collapse
Match Chain Reaction VOLCANO ERUPTION Amazing Fire Domino
When Malls Had It All: Commercials from the '70s & '80s
12 Most Incredible And Unexpected Finds
10 Incredible Moments Caught On Police Dashcams
Mailman Scare
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
lost my phone
my next life
the NFL or NASCAR
woke up with a hangover
Heinz field
rare photo
pray for me
can't talk
the world is not full of assholes
anything to eat
transfinancial
bad pollen
grow up
tax season
got so high
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