They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So the war department returned home
late last night from "up north". (A visit
with relatives for a couple days) She had
to go to a baby shower for a grand niece
or sum such. Silly wimmin stuff, u know?
Baby showers, couch pillows, air freshener,
etc etc. ...all designed by the retailers to
be an attack on the American wallet and
keep us all in debt by buying a whole lotta
non essentials. Like hey, a six pack of Bud
and none of that stuff matters, right fellas?
Anyways, She got in the door and Turk the
dog aka Carlos the rat got a kiss b4 the
postman did. Sighs. I think that ole boy is
moving in on my territory.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS. oh almost forgot, you can add a "bathroom"
rug" to the non essential list.
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MEMES AND TOONS
sundress season
house flies
shut up Mike
special skills
I ran twice today
eye contact
such a hottie
golf
smoking
last revenge
scratching post
bingo
deer
take the bus home
sit on the toilet
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JOKES
stopped by a traffic cop
egg roll or burrito
I'm really worried
one liners
all he ever thinks about
his mother and pet cat went on a trip
woke up early one morning
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Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family
the patent office
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Rodney Carrington - Goin Home With A Fat Girl
Leopard vs Dog | Leopard Vs Dog Real Fight
Funny Dogs Meeting Cute Baby Animals Compilation [CUTE]
Funniest Airport Prank
10 Commercials from the 40s
15 Abandoned Ships
Return to the Ardennes Forest - Panzer & GI relics dug up
Clint Eastwood - You're going to look awfully silly.
Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall: Live! From Las Vegas (1999)
Rich Woman Requests to Change Seat
Natural Disasters Caught on Camera !!
Japanese Air Attack on US Navy Aircraft Carrier
Task Force Off Saipan Combat Action Footage WW2
Jeanne Robertson | The Great Marmot Standoff
Larry the cable guy
Drug bust
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
old
a little shocked
dear girls
tick warning
the police
no reason
self employed
the nsa
nothing scarier
compare and save
hole drilled
my dog
car wash
trophy
I can't dance
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