A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, the war department left me and Turk the dog
(aka Carlos the rat) home alone for the weekend. She
went to go visit relatives. I recall in the 80s when the
internet was in its infancy. there was no google or facebook
but worst of all, there was no Grub hub or Uber eats or
Insta cart! How did ppl live back then? I have a new
appreciation for such inventions. I now have multiple
options to continue being my good ole fat self without
much of a change. Altho I must say, ordering
delivery food for the weekend does take a
hit on the old wallet. And it does not
do many favors for your posterior either.
Gotta tell you, tho. I
miss the old girl's stir fry and turkey.
Shhhss...don't tell anybody.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
lost my mom
tell you the same thing
my grey hair
wanna fool around
birth control
anal sex
plans for the weekend
left handed women
guys and girls
your nudes
after sex
leave work early
never pay for weed
b room break
mental health center
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JOKES
not busy now
life is unfair
a sunny day on the golf course
last night I made love to my wife
you'd better stop
too much time on the computer
Dr. Geezer's Clinic
lawyer jokes
purchase some supplies
the inventor of Teflon
man goes to see the rabbi
Robert Knight
one liners
helping the neighbor
biting her nails
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The World's Most Dangerous Journey
Awesome Funny Animals' Life Videos - Funniest Pets
Matt Foley: Scaring Kids Straight In Prison - SNL
Stars 101 | National Geographic
What If You Dug a Hole Through the Earth
Cheech and Chong in 10 Minutes!
10 Civilizations Wiped Out By Nature
Animated Short "The Albatross" - by Joel Best,
Alex Jeremy, and Alex Karonis
The Quiet Life of the King of the Mountain
Happiness
Brian Regan - I Walked On The Moon (Stand-Up Comedy)
Curious dog is completely blown away by lemon slice
PARKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE REVENGE!!! XI
Magician Tries To Sell Weed To Cops!! parody
obama forgets to salute marine see what happens after
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
lsd for my constipation
romance movies
don't know how to pray
need a lady
ridiculous
day 284
lookin at the snow
why vegans do not moan
doesn't matter
nobody likes a loose pussy
making love
mouth wash
before I date you
gender confusion
you smell like cigarettes and alcohol
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