there are only two kinds of men:
the righteous who think they are
sinners and the sinners who think
they are righteous.
Blaise Pascal
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Ever notice how the older you get, the more
your thoughts change on the subject of getting
old.? I used to laugh at mom and dad when they
fell asleep watching tv at night in the living
room. I used to think my clothes and hair cut
and music would never be out of style, and that
no one would ever think of me as a "old man".
But times do change don't the? And now when it
comes to old age?
old age used to be all in my head.
now it is in my joints and bones too.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
a hippo and a zippo
injuries
free
a question
constipation
say people
Mozart
a palm tree
stayed up all night
sorry bro
a dog bark
the mouse
an arrogant mouse
the cat
don't want you to
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JOKES
the pope met with his cardinals
lemon pickers needed
new sleeping pills
the doctor and the hunchback
a big game hunter is out on safari w his wife and
mother in law
the sister hood meeting at the synagogue
Dear John
Farmer Joe
a government employee and the old brass lamp
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used
alcohol as a substitute for women."
"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis
stuck in the neck of the bottle."
There was an old lady named Mabel
Who said, 'I don't think that I'm able;
But I'm willing to try
So where should I lie -
On the bed, on the floor or the table?'
Abe went to a brothel and told the madam,
"I want a girl with big boobs and a small box."
"Why?" she asked him.
"Never mind!" replied Abe. "I`m paying for it.
I want a girl with big tits and a small box!"
"No problem," said the madam.
"Go straight up the stairs to room 23."
A few minutes later there was a knock on the door,
and a young woman walked in.
"Okay," she said, "are you the guy with the big
mouth and the small pecker?"
Fred had been dating Lisa for a number of years.
The problem was, he was known to be a chronic complainer
about everything. So as a result,
However, they had never been sexually active. However
one night he got her drunk and that all changed
when he took her home to his place. He climbs up.
As he is going at it he says,
"Damn Lisa, you got a tight box." A little while later...
"Damn Lisa, yuo got small tits."
Finally Lisa says
"Damn it Fred, get off my back."
Did you hear about the lesbian who took Viagra?
She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a week.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
How and Why the Great Wall of China Was Really Built
Cute puppy gets excited eating
Johnny Cash - Cocaine Blues
How To Not Drive Your Car on Road 2018
Dirt biker rides off 40ft cliff and survives (Wales)
New Zealand High Tide Crashes Into Houses
Hungry Polar Bear Ambushes Seal
Huge Trout Eats Mice | Wild New Zealand
Swimming Pools during an earthquake Compilation 2017
Top 100 Viral Videos of the Year 2018
20 Awesome Tricks with WD-40
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
punctuation
kiss the person next to you
a wierd relative
eat cake
global warming
missing cat
a disability
not very hard
its ok
for sale
found guilty in court
iceberg
cornflalkes
marriage
guess
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