[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 


"The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive 

of the environment in which you first find yourself."-Mark Caine



welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, yesterday pretty much was sucky. Not only was
it Monday, which always is sucky, but for us Americans,
it was tax day. Gotta pay uncle Sam, u know? April 15th.
And not only that, here in West Michigan, we wake up to a
friggin snow storm with snow on the ground. Sheeshe! Die
winter Die!! And on top of it? I manage to come down with 
Montezuema's revenge besides. Not sure if it is flu, 
or food poisoning. Bad enough I cannot sleep. But hey, no sense
in both of us being miserable, right? No point there, 
So, I may as well mail y'all some jokes. right? That way at
least you'se guys willn't be miserable cuz you be laffin :)
Oh and one more thing. I changed the name of "the funny papers"
section of the zine. I am now calling it TOONS AND MEMES
instead. Nothing gonna change, it will still be the same. 
So in the mean time, 

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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TOONS AND MEMES

a stripper

make us grateful

if your palm itches

revenge

beauty sleep

a normal person

don't piss me off

fishin buddies

in my neighborhood

piece of ass

no one will tell her

ultimate rejection

silly men

at 2 am

a dna sample
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JOKES

boneless chicken breasts

Irish bean soup

bury him at sea

man decides to join the circus

2 pals from the army

friday night at the pub

to say the right thing

Bill Gates died in a car accident

conversation at the grocery store

running away from home
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Humvee Climbing Vertical Wall

Rodney Carrington Live at the Majestic

Arctic Geese Chicks Jump Off Cliff to Survive | Hostile Planet

Sci-Fi Short Film "Wire Cutters"

Funny mosquito!

Victoria Falls, Zambia & Zimbabwe

Amazing fligts with birds 

Tom and Jerry - The Mouse Comes to Dinner

THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS | CANADA - A TRAVEL TOUR

30 Days In Nepal
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

real friends

don't call me creepy

a charlie horse

what I'm thinking about

a sweet person

he bit 24 ppl

google acquires snap chat

immature

waffles

a girl called Louise

why don't you tell me

Edward Scissorhands

a chance of a stroke

I have proof

inspirational quotes

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