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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
formula for a perfect day:
1. wakeup
2. Read obituaries
3. verify absense
4. get out of bed
5. make coffee
6. drink coffee
7 Read postmans corner
smile at every one you see.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
the man at rent a center
our website made money
Timmy's dad
where have you been
you poor thing
spent an hour talking to them
worlds best archeologist
if I am so dumb
sent him a picture
the first time I got high
my husband bought me this
after fourty years
a very strange request
welcome to Montanna
my mother in law
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JOKES
went to emergency
went to his barber for a haircut
ten people in line
50th anniversary
doe of syphilis
we cannot afford it
a new rifle
man goes to a disco
letter from a computer widow
New Bride to her new husband: 'Dear,
don't expect the first few meals to be great.
It takes time to find the right restaurant.'
My doctor said I was paranoid.
Well, he didn't actually say it,
but I could tell he was thinking it.
"The Senate voted to make English the national language of
the United States. The vote drew protests from several
immigrant groups and one ex-governor of California."
~Conan O'Brien
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish,
was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man
who had just died. Standing before the ?open casket
and consoling the widow, he said,
"I know this must be a very hard blow, Mrs. Jones.
But we must remember that what we see here is the
husk only, the shell -- the nut has gone on to heaven."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Worst Injuries: Hand in the Bait Grinder | Deadliest Catch
Mod Squad scene
Buster Keaton - The Art of the Gag
Let's Make a Deal - Big Deal $9,452
Crazy Police Chase 2019. Coordinated Actions & Pit Maneuvers.
Boats Caught Inside Massive Waves 2
THEY WANTED to be FIT for the summer , but sh*t happens
The Old Woman and a Stranger – A Circle of Kindness
Yo Mama so Strong! Milk
Girl Plays with Bobcat on Golf Course
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a fireman came home from work
my mind
mugged
a parent
being old
ready to leave work
reduce stress
spanking monkeys
hemmorhoids
that is incorrect
your lunchable
a corndog
mean while
nothing beats it
didn't know what to wear
someone who wrongs me
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