I started out the day with 2 scoops of tired, and a bowl full of
grumpy. I wanna trade it for one cup of coffee.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, I was trying to figure up something to talk about this morning.
There is nothing interesting happening in the news today. There are no
funny or silly holidays to talk about today either. Well, it IS "take your
parents to the park day". (Altho that may not trip your trigger)It is also
national "go to the record store day" today. Which may not be an option for a
lot of us, since I don't know of any record stores left that are still open.
So, I decided to make up a holiday for today. I am calling it...
(drum roll) ... "stay home with your dog day and eat donuts
and drink wine all day" today. Should be a pretty popular
one, don't you think? Invite me over,
I'll help you celebrate.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
are you still mad
she attracts me
3 spirit animals
an honor student
my fries
he had a farm
before sex and after sex
going to a bachelor party
2 yrs of signing class
you're fine
me or your video
they started charging
welcome civilians
cereal killers
she loves me
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he
found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his
friends to search for his wife with no success.Two days after his wife disappeared the
man returned home to find her in the kitchen.He asked her what she has been up to,
and why she hasn't been home for so long.She replied, "These four men kidnapped
me and had wild sex with me for a week."The husband answered, "But it's only been
two days. What do you mean a week?""I am only here to get something to eat, wash up,
and get some clean underwear."
A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't
remember anything he did last night.
He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on.
He notices there's something in one of the pockets
and it turns out to be a bra.
He thinks to himself, "Uh oh. What happened last night?"
He walks towards the bathroom and finds a panty in the other pocket of his gown.
Again he thinks, "What happened last night. What have I done?
It must have been a wild party," making his best attempt to conclude
and accept the evidence.
He opens the bathroom door, walks in and has a look in the mirror.
He notices a little string hanging out of his mouth and his only thought is,
"If there's a God, please let this be a tea bag."
Husband: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
?Wife: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't care!"
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JOKES
A 71 year old woman had a heart attack
I need to have a cake made right now!
a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils
have you done anything of particular merit
3 students are leaving their last class of the day
what's the difference
building a church
Three visitors to London
the angry cowboy
are you drunk
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
My name is Trinity
A Young Shy Girl Walks On Stage, but within Seconds
Everyone's Jaw Hit The Floor
Sneaker wave south of Coos Bay: Caught on camera
Aerial view of an atomic bomb explosion
10 Athletes Who Got Caught Cheating On Live TV
What Life Was Like In Medieval Castles
Defeated Eateries: Commercials for defunct restaurant chains
Hee-Haw Full Episode - Episode 124
Hogan's Heroes - A Visit From The Inspector General
Mel Brooks Eunuch Test Copy
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
if you can't remember
finger prints
stand on toilet
beefstew
rhinos
did you ever wonder
old
a restaurant I don't like
note to husband
60 years or older
a new valet
killing with kindness
a couple shots of vodka
a five second rule
last warning
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