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WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know how funny life is? It changes. As you get
older, your goals and your ideas change, right? I
mean, like right now? my mind and my body are confused.
It must be an "old age" kind of thing.
I am at the age where my mind thinks I am still 29.
and my body still asks me if I am sure I am not
dead yet. Fortunately, one thing that remains
consistent? My humor...My humor thinks I am 12
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PLEASE NOTE:
GOING OUT OF TOWN TOMORROW...
THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE NO PAGE FOR THURSDAY!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
my sister's name
named after you
cross eyed
oops
translates
tryin to diet
last request
dangerous animal
changing the channel
fat free cake
scientists have discovered
now we wait
ain't in the mood
just so we are clear
lost toys
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JOKES
the New York divorce lawyer
2 elderly residents in a nursing home
knight goes off to fight in the crusades
the lesbians next door
little Johnny goes to a barbershop
whats the difference
the advice of the rabbi
during a good manners class
how do you get into those pants
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
TOP 10 STADIUM FLYOVERS
Play it, Sam
Lady craps her pants on slingshot ride!
Jim Gaffigan - Camping, waking up, and bacon
Angry Nature 38 (Rock & mud slides)
Live PD: Tenant the Menace (Season 3) | A&E
Lighthouses in HUGE storms! Biggest waves ever...
Argument - Monty Python
Prank Call: Carmen Call - Street Balls Protection
Funny Joke - A nice calm and respectable lady
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
speed up
haunted
not an asshole
girls gone wild
honest used car ad
his advisor
can't feed em
old ppl
answer your phone
awesome
energy mode
trust issues
wake up
life is like toilet paper
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AND FINALLY
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