welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, its FRIDAY! We made it through another week!
AND you know what is good about this Friday? We are
not in the hospital and we are not in the cemetary!
Is that not cause to celebrate? Indeed it is!
My pappy used to say, Get up in the morning. Check the
obituaries, if you ain't there, check and see you are not
in the hospital, jail, or cemetary. And if you ain't in any of
them three places, get up and start the day, right?
Good philosophy. BTW, I want to thank everyone for the
overwhelming positive responses to my youtube jokes!
Obviously, people love em!!! So, inspite of my broncitis,
I got another youtube joke for you! Be sure to check it out
at:
The story today is about our favorite old couple, Martin
and Christine ....so
Also, be sure to like us on youtube. I want to get to a
thousand likes. Hit the little thumbs up sign there on youtube
for me, down in the right hand corner.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
my throat really hurts
another form of pizza
hate this job
someone who is young
a glass job
gangsta
what are you doing
what do you call them
recharge the batteries
blondes
on the job
you called a plumber
sorry I barked
making contact
be a normal person
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JOKES
now that I am older
a serious heart attack
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride
?Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City
a drunk gets on the bus
Stop! stand still !
my favorite kind
the favorite position
father Harris had a flat tire
Starbucks
woman and her lover are in bed
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Camera falls from airplane and lands in pig pen--MUST WATCH END!!
Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken - White Guy Indifferent
When You Are Bored In Traffic! Horn Beat Funny
Paul Lynde & Hollywood Squares:
The Boy Who Learned to Fly | Usain Bolt
Jerry needs no help playing with his ball.
Vegans tries to stop a fully loaded livestock truck and fails completely
The Best Responses To Public Notices Ever
Golden Retriever Puppy Attack
'Ice tsunami' on Lake Erie after strong winds
Construction Worker Falls From a Crane
Coin Operated - Animated Short Film
She Setup A Hidden Camera And Caught Her
Husband Doing This With The Dog!
AC-130 Gunship attack on Taliban
Ice & Nature's Fury - Niagara River
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
restrooms
windows
people are excited
crazy little Johnny
at your current job
expired
a millionaire
a tax refund
fired
one of those kind of days
I can hear you everynight
no hornblowing
speed limit
I don't care
for sale
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