"Sometimes life will be awesome. Sometimes, life will look blurry.
Along the way in the journey of life, sometimes, life will be colder
than warmer and sometimes warmer than colder but in all things we
must remember that it is never over for a purposeful journey of life
until the journey of life is over. Be it rough or smooth, good or bad,
we must accomplish the task. It shall always not be good and it shall
always not be bad; we only have to work hard."
― Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Today is a VERY important holiday, it is World Sleep Day!!!!
World Sleep Day recognizes the importance of a good
nights rest for every human being on the planet. Taking place
the Friday before the vernal spring equinox, World Sleep Day
is a time to review our sleep time routines and consider making
adjustments. World Sleep Day is the annual observance of how
sleep not only benefits but impacts our lives. this day is also
designed to recognize sleep disorders. There does not seem to
be a lot of documentation on how to celebrate it. So, I am
declaring it to be a great day ...aside from reading these jokes,
and my advice for you for this day? Take a nap
with the dog!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
reading a book
the wolf
good news
flight simulator
next week
ewwe, gross
water
gifted
getting married
we get along
the sign in
90 hrs a week
my only problem
strong
whoever it was
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JOKES
Jay Leno says
ten things not to do in the nude
a fisherman in Florida catches a shark
the hillbilly woman who came to the hospital
to have her first child
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge
Bernie was going to have his 110th birthday
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the
bar following an interfaith meeting.
The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons.
One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic, waived off this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy.
I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives.
One more and I'll have a golf course."
There was a boy, whose parents were very strict in his upbringing.
They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives.
However, one day, he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he
went to his Mother and asked her what they were doing.
His Mother told him. "It's called kissing and any boy who does that
to a girl will die that very minute!"
On his 21st Birthday, he went out with some friends, who introduced him to one of
the sweetest girls around town.
She knew that he had never been kissed before.
When she eventually got some time alone with him, she
tried to kiss him but he resisted.
She asked him, "What are you afraid of? It won't hurt."
He replied, "My Mother said if I kiss a girl, I'll die that very minute!"
She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on, kiss me."
With that she gave him a hot kiss, square across the lips.
He began to cry, "Oh, no, I'm going to die."
She asked, "Why are you going to die?"
He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff!"
A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets
through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly
missing another golfer.
When the first golfer gets to his ball, he is greeted by
his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss.
"I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the first golfer.
"That's funny" replies the second, "you had plenty of time to
yell 'OH, SHIT!"
In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proven to be the
most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut', a huge 86%
of Detroit residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison ... yet ...
An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told
the priest the following:
"Father, I am an 80 year old man, I'm married, I have 4
children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and
had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and
made love all night long."
The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at
confession?"
The old man said, "I have never been to confession."
The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Entitled Mercedes Driver Road Rage
Bad Parking
OLD PEOPLE!!! Hilarious Thrilll Ride Reaction
An old couple around the age of 70 file a divorce
Hilarious comedian has the BGT Judges in stitches
Doc Holliday & Johnny Ringo
World largest and strongest nuclear Icebreaker
iceberg crashing in Diskobay, Greenland
Mother Polar Bear, Desperate for Food, Tests Walrus
THE BIGGEST TRUCKS In The World
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
spiderman
words
a cartwheel
staggering
a smartass
a weather app
winds of change
high five
short
IDK
wedding vows
I'm fine
tolerance
quiet
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AND FINALLY
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