Bread is like the sun…it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
The war department has a remarkably strange dietary
issue. Gluten free, dairy free, she don't eat this, she
don't eat that...yadda yadda yadda. No doctor has ever advised
her regarding what she eats. So I am not sure where she is getting
all this stuff! And it changes every week. She is just one of those people
who, it is easier to talk about what she DOES eat, than what she doesn't.
This is a problem for someone like me, who will eat just about anything under
the sun. Anyways, the other day, I happened across a restaurant that had
a "gluten free" menu. We had never tried it before, so I thought, "Why
not? Variety is the spice of life, Right?" (she will only go to maybe a
half dozen places) So we are sitting there and she is trying to find a
choice on the menu that will work. You know what she said when
I asked her what she thought of the new place? "Gee, they
sure don't have many choices that I can select from."
Sighs. Turns out that, guess what? A steak
house is NOT the place to take a person
who will not eat red meat!!! Go figger.
I am pretty sure that Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat
gets more red meat to eat than I do.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
my dog ate a condom
the air freshener
what's your problem
go to the park
your boy friend didn't say that
a ring
don't stop
all tied up
open carry
no hands
drowning a cookie?
interrupted
another satisfying day
can't wait
mom
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JOKES
stolen cars
under his kilt
doc you gotta help me
a bottle of mouthwash for 200 dollars
their 25th anniversary
state trooper sees a car doing 22 miles an hour
to prevent freezing
10 dollars is 10 dollars
Murphy showed up at mass on Sunday
wrestlers
I was sitting in my truck at Walmart watching this guy who apparently forgot
where he parked. He kept putting his remote in the air and every time he
squeezed it … I honked my horn.
I'm not saying Mississippi weather is crazy, but I just watched a mosquito,
wearing a sweater, snort a line of pollen off the hood of my car.
People need to understand the difference between want and need. For example:
I want ABS,?But I need PIZZA.
Wife: "Don't just assume that when I'm angry, I'm on my period. Otherwise, when
you're sleeping, I'll just "assume" you're dead and bury you in my backyard.
We have a Booker, a Hooker, and an Indian running for President. We are one
Cowboy short of the Village People.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Josh Turner ~ "He Stopped Loving Her Today"
Who talks to a Raccoon?... DO NOT try this at home
The Price Is Right: Luckiest Contestant Ever!
Craziest Animal Interference in Sports
F-16 Fighters Interrupt Our Flight
Comedian Invites Hecklers and then Crushes them. NSFW
Old Commercials That Would Be "Politically Incorrect" Today
Just For Laughs
Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse "Gallopin' Gertie"
Mother knows best...Or does she? | The Maury Show
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
the redneck at the hospital
bishop
pissing skills
they were not in my pocket
bought an ipad
tick warning
facial recognition software
rescued
murdered or kidnapped
natural beauty
don't knock on my door
a dog park
life is like diarrhea
koolaid dust
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