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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

a couch for cat lovers

the moment of delivery

what keeps parents going

once you reach a certain age

the triumphant hunter

at the bar

sorry honey

taxi

who farted

the boob pit

Betty White

control

a mix

for our wedding

Brian appreciated his facebook friends

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the
pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and
said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to
Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She
stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and
when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I
thinkI can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the
back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't
give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I
can....and I think can!"

A guy lies on bed, reads a book.
His girlfriend comes from behind and starts clapping on his ass. Guy:
- What are you doing?
- Playing percussion. -
- Would you like to play the flute?

When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome.
When 2 people have sex, it's called a twosome.
Now i understand why they call you handsome.

Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest 
of their lives trying to get back between them....
Why Becuase there's no place like home.?

Why do women continue to buy men gifts, when the two best gift are free?
Blowjobs and silence.

"I wanna fuck you so bad right now."
 

"what...?"
"Damn autocorrect. I meant hey." GOOD MORNING!

I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. 
It's not very bright, but it's Cheap and spreads really easily.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Dramatic car chase in California

She Works Six Jobs to Keep Her Island Afloat

Monkey See Monkey Do Prank - Just For Laughs Gags

Tricks Advertisers Use To Make Food Look Delicious! 

Try not to laugh or grin - Funny Weird Signs

Super CRAZY & FUNNY ANIMAL videos 2019 

The Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima

Unexpected Moments - WHAT COULD GO WRONG!

Chuck Norris stops a chainsaw bare handed

vehicles crossing a flooded ford 2016 - river crossing
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

before I die

its not that difficult

a will

on the surface

things that tell the truth

a train

the hacker

always remember

the wrong body type

a royal flush

trying to remember

owning dogs

wasn't a fart

eat salad

medical marijuana

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