"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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JOKES
he wanted them to clean a car
a basement full of blondes
Murphys laws on sex.
where babies come from
the brake cable broke
gotta pee
why is your head so small
I just bought condoms and when the cashier asked..
'Do you need an bag?'
I just said..
No she isn't that ugly.
The teacher asks Timmy
'why is your cat at school today?'
Timmy says, crying, 'Because i heard daddy say to mu mommy,
'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave!' so I'm saving him!'
A childs prayer: Dear God, please send clothes for all
those poor ladies on Grandads computer.
Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
- Bakshish Abdul
- Sex
- Three times a day...
- I mean male or female?
- Doesn't matter...
Man returns home and screams out loudly:
- Honey, pack your things, I've won million today!
Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks:
- What kind of clothes to take with me? Summer or winter?
Man:
- All of them and get the Hell out of here!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
wifi
on the first date
lost my finger
you are what you eat
aquaman
in the movies
atheists
your cats
daylight savings
clothes
fashion
a show of hands
problem solving
bowling
beer helmet
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Fire Berwick, Maine (WARNING GRAPHIC FOOTAGE
Man gets DC parking ticket for car he doesn't own
Log Barge Dumps
Two moose meets cyclist
Blind Garbage Man Throws Trash on Old Woman
Terrorist Sniper spotted by Aircraft, vehicle destroyed
SMART PARKING SOLUTION
BOBBY TANNER INSANE CLIMB - DISNEY, OK
Creedence Clearwater Revival: Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
The Ceiling Fan Cat
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
2019
looking for a recipe
the last episode
trust issues
you called an ex
the crowbar
found out two things tpday
your phone memory
buried
the hardest pill to swallow
dating
10.000 years
if at first you do not succeed
cough syrup
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AND FINALLY
God controls everything
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