welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
I am taking orders today for the
Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit.
The tobacco enema wass used to infuse tobacco smoke
into a patient's rectum for
various medical purposes,
but primarily for the resuscitation of drowning victims.
Invented in the 1700s, a rectal tube inserted into the
anus was
connected to a fumigator and bellows that
forced the smoke into the rectum.
The warmth of the
smoke was thought
to promote respiration.Doubts about
the credibility of tobacco enemas led to
the popular phrase: "blowing smoke up your ass."
This odd tool is still heavily used by politicians, preachers,
and used car salesmen ...but it has many and varied uses.
I am offering it for sale today because
I am sure most of you married guys will find this one useful,
so be sure to place your order today, supplies are limited!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
fondly remembering
my love for you
viagra
love is real
if I got fifty bucks
in five years
hot and single
me at 25
not so funny
my hobbies
touch it
up all night
tastes like chicken
the voices in your head
left alone
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JOKES
limiricks
a door to door salesman
the summer of 1957
Donald Duck and Daisy
Don's wife died
the nurse and the motorcycle patrolman
short term memory problems
boneless chicken breasts
the efficiency expert
during a commercial flight
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Michelle Wolf Stand-Up Performance
10 Unsolved Mysteries of the Bible
Kidney Stones
Funny street performer with amazing skills
1963: Our Lives Through TV Commercials
Top 10 Western Movies
Black millennial plays the race card with black police officer..
The Dumbest and Most Ignorant Protestors and Politicians!!!
Ask President Carter - SNL
Top 5 TERRIBLY Built Buildings - bad construction
Mother Nature winning battle to reclaim Tillamook Rock
The Best of Harvey Korman: "Rififi" Full Sketch
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
after an orgasm
keep it up
an old lady
what are you working on
in the 70s
in the 80s
the sharing size
note to self
girlfriend screams
your uber driver
3 out of 4
a great deal of my life
do you feel sad
facebook prison
blunt
can I sleep with you
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