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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, happy VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!
You got plans with your sweety? The war department
is taking me to Qdoba today. That is a Mexican eats
restaurant something like Chipoltle. Anyways, at Q, they
have a BOGO. (buy one get one free). Since its V day,
the offer says you just have to go in with someone who is
your sweetie and kiss them just before you order. I told her
that I would have to find someone to take over there. And 
suggested that perhaps I might take Turk the dog. I got one
of those looks that wimmin give you. You know, the old "role
the eyeballs" look that wimmin give? well hey, I thought it was
funny, even if she didn't :)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

are you allergic

the dog

fixed it

something special

she is ok

women or men

a shitty joke

note to self

your half brother

on Maurey

drag em by the hair

patriotic

can't sleep

sarcasm

tomatoes and onions
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JOKES

some tips for the clueless

A well dressed businessman got into a Manhattan cab

on vacation at the pool

little Johnny in Sunday school

Walt lived in a block of flats which had a large, dark cellar

Tony was called in to an audit

getting a tattoo 

you're looking tired today

the elephant and the cat

a romantic nature honey moon
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Drunk Kid tests bouncer - Midtown East, NYC

Kicked Out Of Court | Hot Bench | truTV

12 Strangest Things Found in the Middle of Nowhere

Extreme Dinghy Racing in Australia

Teen Rock Star Slays "Pretty Little Thing" - America's Got Talent: The Champions

Losing Arguments with Your Wife After Her Brain Surgery - Jim Gaffigan

Amazing!! Animal Saves Another Animal |

The Millennial Marriage Proposal

North Cliffs Failure - Amazing Cliff Collapse caught on Camera!

If Bible Characters had iPhones

The $5 Million Learjet Limo | RIDICULOUS RIDES

Archaeologists unveil ancient Luxor tomb, open closed coffin for first time

Grand Torino - Best Scene

Wingsuit landing without deploying a parachute - Gary Connery

10 Most Recent Extinct Animals With Rare Videos

Rudy the Bulldog Dominates the Course With His Amazing Speed and Agility - 2019
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

3 sisters

facebook

if a guy does not text you back

every time I eat a burrito

short temper

what she really means

such a loser

working on a building site

chick magazines

not vaccinated

the penis study

got mugged last night

what is lgbt ?? 

people cheating on their taxes

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