It's Time For Something Sweet

Lunch reads from around the web...since 2013! //   //  
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It's Almost The Day We Love The Most!

That's right, Friday is half-priced chocolates day!

Enjoy your lunch.

- Today's Menu -

A Zoo Will Name A Cockroach After Your Ex & Feed It To A Meerkat For Valentine's Day
Hakuna Matata, Kevin was just a phase.
Appetizer (3 min) | Bustle

How to Be an Artist
"33 rules to take you from clueless amateur to generational talent (or at least help you live life a little more creatively)."
EntrΓ©e (9 min) | Vulture

How Psilocybin—A.K.A. Shrooms—Could Become the Next Legalized Drug
If only John Lennon were here to see this and a magical dragon now...
Starter (4 min) | Esquire

Fortnite's Appropriation Issue Isn't About Copyright Law, It's About Ethics
"Epic Games must credit the black artists whose work it has appropriated."
Appetizer (6 min) | Waypoint

How Fancy Water Bottles Became a 21st-Century Status Symbol
Nothing more alpha than slamming an 8 pound baby blue S'well on your desk on the first day of Chem 2.
Dessert (5 min) | The Atlantic

Medieval Nun Faked Death To Pursue 'The Way Of Carnal Lust,' Archives Reveal
Literally Hell yeah.
Dessert (4 min) | Huff Post

Photos From the 2019 Westminster Dog Show
I know we usually link to some pretty rough stuff...so this one is a bit of a fluff piece.
Dessert (3 min) | The Atlantic
There's a conspiracy that Charles (Chuck) Entertainment Cheese reuses uneaten pizza slices to create new pies. Mr. Cheese's silence on the matter is deafening. 
Songs That My Friend John Says Are Cool
Plimsoll Punks by Alvvays
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Future Me Hates Me by The Beths
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Edge of Town by Middle Kids
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STMFJSAC Spotify Playlist
@ybbaaabby: Sometimes being incredibly pale is fun because I can see my veins through my skin and it makes me feel like a limited edition N64.
I refuse to believe this isn't live footage of the SOTU. There is nothing you can say to change my mind.
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