A man should live forever, or die trying.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, I am definitely struggling with a cough right now.
That can be deadly for a guy like me who has C.O.P.D.
Right now it seems that the mucinex is keeping it at bay to
a certain extent. Bronchitis often plagues those of us who
suffer with such breathing maladies and can in fact be quite
detrimental. Last 2 times I came down with a cough it put me
in the hospital and I am hoping I started the mucinex regimen
in time before it gets too bad. I have to grudgingly admit
to the war department that ignoring problems does NOT,
in fact, mean that they will go away.
Who wudda thunk that huh?
Anyways, if I disappear for a few days, don't panic, just the old
health thing, right? Well, and if I don't make it back, just rest
assured, some day you will probably find me sitting on a cloud up
there pecking out the latest edition for the "Heavens Corner."
(I'm pretty sure St. Peter likes a joke or two, don't you think?)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
30 years
the dna test
open the door
might be an asshole
five guys
fix it w a 2x4
pregnant by accident
this was what happens
looking for mom
love is in the air
let it out
you are what you eat
a useful zipper
my family was so poor
give a man a fish
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JOKES
signs your woman may be stressed out
stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the race track
stock tips
my stomach has been bothering me
death and dying
how do you plead
walked into the local welfare office for his check
left my purse under the bus
a chicken gun
lets go to hooters for lunch
may I speak to your manager
the hillbilly couple got married
this and that
our most realistic model
Gladys had recently moved into a retirement community
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Amazing Johnathan - Just For Laughs - 1995
The 3 Stooges - Raw Oyster Stew
The Oldest Man: Clock Repair
The Cookie Crook
Archie Bunker's Editorial on Gun Control
The Tokens - The Lion Sleeps
The Most Dangerous Journey to School in the World
Wreckage of WWII aircraft carrier USS Hornet discovered in expedition
Deer stuck in hammock
Random Acts of Kindness
Penguins are our friends.
This Man Made $250M in Counterfeit Money and Got Away with It
The Missouri Ghost Town Poisoned By Toxic Waste
Video shows vicious dog attack on Detroit's west side
Pilotless: Three Planes That Flew Themselves.
ULTIMATE Compilation of Car & Truck Slides / Spinouts in Bad Weather!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
my life sucks
I'm so tired
no idea
a complete sentence
inappropriate
relationships
tell him how u feel
the laundromat
a country girl
duct tape
when a man talks dirty to a woman
focus
blocked em all
break up
in the library
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