forget the health food, I need all the preservatives I can get
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Gretchen Whitmer took office on January 1st here in beautiful
Michigan as our governor. She has campaigned on a platform
in which she has famously been quoted, "Lets fix the damn roads!"
The fact that Michigan roads are in pitiful shape is no big secret.
Problem is, during the whole campaign, and over a month into
office, she has yet to offer any details on how she is going to
implement that goal, or what plans she will put in place for this!
Amazing.Unfortunately, when I hear politicians promising that they will
"fix" something, that usually just means that they are going to raise
my taxes, and things are not going to be any better in the future.
I have a better plan. Leave my taxes alone and just don't drive.
And don't go anywhere. Works pretty good for me!
Its a great page today! I know that you will wanna hit every link!
Oh, and by the way, did you know that I have another great video
joke on youtube? Just posted it yesterday! It features our
favorite good ole boys, Bubba, and Joe Bob. They go out on a
fishing trip today. Be sure to like it on (hit that little thumbs up in
the lower right hand corner.)
youtube, and forward this video to your friends!
go to:
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
on the pill
chocolate cake
religion or paranoid
your crush dies
my privates
she farts
stop doing this
cardiac arrest
gravy
waking me up
spring is on the way
monopoly
don't leave me
your brain on drugs
taxes
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JOKES
on a field trip
the wishing well
ten commandments of marriage
the last commandment
cats and teenagers
We're going to have a great time Saturday
Gramps what is your secret
while making up her teen daughter's bed
a deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms
we have to do something
Jill had been divorced a few years
a cowboy and his wife had just been married
Mick Paddy and Tat are triplets
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Best Street Knockouts
Seal climbs on our boat during a dolphin cruise
Life Lessons From 100-Year-Olds
Drone Taxi Dubai
What Made Albert Einstein A Genius?
Elevator Embarrassment - SNL
Best of the Week | Skid Mark
Anti-Gun Protesters Show How Little They
Know at March For Our Lives
New Bike Inventions That Are At Another Level
Giant Submarine Breaks Through Ice
Air Disasters - Failure Unnoticed
(Ansett Australia Airlines Flight 881)
Top 10 Carrier Deck Mishaps | fail landing | fail landing
Heroin Withdrawal | First Week In
Why am I not at the Olympics?
The Great Escape? | Buffalo outsmarts pride of lions
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
she opened my car door
its amazing
I'm going to bed
don't swallow
the drive through
my boy friend has dandruff
a bus full of ugly people
Alka Seltzer
if I was a ghost
what I need
greatest hoe in history
addicted
great minds think alike
alocohol
if I had to choose
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