if you are depressed you are focused on the past.
if you are anxious you are worried about the future,
and if you are content, you are focused on the present.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, the so called mega wind event that the weather guys
were predicting yesterday here in beautiful West Michigan?
Failed to materialize. Yes. we did get a little snow,
and there were a few schools closed, but it was not
"the big one" that they were all saying it would be.
I think its a conspiracy played by folks at the weather
channel and others who broadcast the weather.
They talk about bad weather moving in? Build it up,
talk about how bad it will be, and everybody tunes in
to hear the weather forecast, ratings go up. Conspiracy?
Apparently, most of the "weather" was down south.
Well, hey it can stay down there. I am suffering from
a nasty cold that is giving me the chills and a sore
throat that just will not stop. I suggested to the war
department that she go up to the store and get me a little bit
of Jim Bean and a little honey. You know, a little home cure?
She just laughed and her eyes said, "fat chance fat boy."
I have always wondered.Why is it that my wife can be so
vague when verbally answering
my questions, but then so clearly vocal in the facial
expressions that she uses? specially with the eyes.
Must be a woman thing.
(probably also another
conspiracy)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
thoughts and prayers
a man in the waiting room
pizza delivery
it experts
theory and practice
your mother likes roses
a dick head
sorry I drifted off
sex is so good
the weather is messed up
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JOKES
Jeff Foxworthy
ugly redneck walks into a bar
in the days of the depression
a horrible traffic accident
a sex survey
fly a kite
trouble with wind
your wife is not a conservative woman
a nudist party
there was a problem
2 blondes decide to rob a bank
precautions
walking through the jungle
into a pharmacy
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy at the Drive Thru
Watch an Apple store get robbed in 12 seconds
Walt Disney - (1938)
Ohio State Police Pursue Fleeing Harley Into Woods
MOST INCREDIBLE JUNKYARDS IN THE WORLD
Life In 30 Sec
Injured baby donkey rescued; watch her mama's reaction
Boxer dog has hilarious tantrum
murder of Trooper Randall Vetter
Top 10 Beautiful Moments Of Respect
72 Years Old Woman Destroy Crossfit Gym
Trucks Loaded With Aid Set On Fire at Venezuela-Colombia Border
Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon Uncut
Mark Blackburn Chippendales
ORBIT - A Journey Around Earth in Real Time
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
next time
doesn't work out
water
my kids can't remember
what is the highest thing
too good for mc Donalds
stick it in your mouth
chicks
the vacuum cleaner salesman
just a reminder
donate blood
does it count
my inner child
graffiti on a bridge
what facebook needs
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