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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy 

and the Anti proliferation of Repetition has decided 

not to meet until they have their first meeting and 

thus will not be meeting until the first time. Their 

Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear 

before they had their first meeting, so that it would not 

be confusing. So their first meeting will actually be 

their first meeting and they will not have a meeting 

before the first meeting. This should avoid 

having people show up for their first meeting before 

it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those 

who did so and this is what they want to avoid by 

reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition. 

we do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

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the lost watch

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JOKES

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

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I hate when...

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LETS GO TOT HE MOVIES

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The Navy's $13 Billion Most Deadly Supercarrier Is 

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South Africa - Best Taxi Moments

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Good Samaritan Snags Purse Snatcher

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Fat Man VS Bodybuilders (Epic Prank) | Muscle Madness

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The Drunkest Dude Doesn't Remember Taking a Gator on a Beer Run

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Barber Plays a Cruel But Hilarious Prank on a 10 Year Old

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Older Ladies by Donnalou Stevens

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