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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

mommy how old are you
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Mommy, my stomach hurts.
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wear her mother's wedding gown
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signs you are in America
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lawyers
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couple wants a divorce
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Betty and Tim die in a car accident
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Manny was almost 29 years old
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I went on a job interview the other day
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A Texas billionaire had fallen ill.
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When the car engine developed a slight knock
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waiting for wife to give birth
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A New Orleans lawyer sought an F.H.A. loan for a client
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Don't worry my wife is out of town
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how many children do you have
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Woman sues hospital for husbands lack of sex drive.
A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported

that a woman, Anne Maynard,
has sued St Luke's hospital.
She says that, "after her husband was treated there

recently, he lost all interest in sex".
Asked about St. Luke's reaction to the suit, a

spokesman for the hospital replied,
"Mr. Maynard was actually admitted in Ophthalmology.
All we did was correct his eyesight."

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

opportunity
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women and shed roofs
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online dating
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mean while...
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dear youtube
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plant in the spring
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lemons
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how much
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people who liked this
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harder than it looks
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casual friday
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William Shatner
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open beer in the car
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told you it was loaded
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what is he blow drying
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Pink Panther Show Episode 32 - Pinto Pink
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National Geographic Megafactories - Coca-Cola
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GRAPHIC ENDING To Phoenix Police Chase:
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When the Customer Refuses To Pay
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When This Man Met A Wolf Trapped Alone In The Woods,
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10 Famous Funny Commercials
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30 World's Weirdest Car Accidents
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B17 Bomber The Mission
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Mad Max Cars & Trucks - Craziest Rat Rods
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Bunny Flops
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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and

another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats,

and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two

apples, and another two apples and another two, how many

would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another

two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

directions on shapoo
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roll my eyes
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beauty sleep
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I look calm
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don't rush me
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I'm not crazy
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a big mistake
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stay where you are
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a picture
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I'm at that age
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel

and were standing in the lobby
discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the hotel manager came

out of his office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?, they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts

boasting in an open foyer.

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