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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Beautiful West Michigan had one of those nights last night!
Ole mother nature hit the region viciously. While there were
no reported tornadoes, the sirens sounded because wind gusts
reached as high as 70 miles an hour. The winds howled and there
was no shortage of thunder and lightning. Makes me
thankful for a dry place to lay me little head!!! Lotta places in
the suburbs without power this morning. The gym was closed!
That means just youtube workouts in my office today. That is a
bummer cuz its a pretty small room.
Makes me glad to live in the city where power only goes off if
you do not pay the light bill :)





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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman



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JOKES

A man was in his front yard mowing grass
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The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation
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well mom, our teacher told us...
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the stock broker was audited by the IRS
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The year is 2024 and the United States has just
elected the first woman President
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doctor my girlfriend is pregnant
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Useful Romantic Lines for Valentine Cards
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the tired old dog
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You're having an anniversary soon
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welcome to heaven
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After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they promised
they would take care of it, mom, as usual, ended up with
the responsibility.One evening, exasperated, she asked them,
"How many times do you think that hamster would have died
if I hadn't looked after it?"After a moment, her five-year-old
son replied quizzically, "Uh, once?"


the first thing your husband said to you
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Steven Spielberg was filming his latest movie
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what they wrote in their papers
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help me
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a walking holiday in a foreign country
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 Looking at his portly patient, the doctor hands him a
prescription and says, "Mr. Jones, you should make sure
that you try to take these pills on an empty stomach...
if such an opportunity ever presents itself!"




Escaped From Police Interrogation Room
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12 Things NOT to do in Japan
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The Marauder | Ten Ton Military Vehicle | Top Gear | BBC
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I Done Died - Chris Rodrigues & Abby the Spoon Lady
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Best NASCAR Crashes In History
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Honking at Hookers Prank - Just For Laughs Gags
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A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them
unwilling to admit they might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory
attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"














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