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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
(early for Saturday)


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Did I tell you about my new invention?
its the undercover straw! What with places
like California and New York City seeking
to ban the drinking straw and make it illegal,
this little gem is a must have for you!

At only 20 dollars a piece you will want to order a good supply which will allow
you to continue to sip on your favorite drink! Demand is expected to be tremendous.
so be sure to act fast and let me know how many you need!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman


Three businessmen were having dinner at a club. When it came
time to pay the check, each grabbed for it. 'It's a business expense,'
said one. 'I'll pay,' said the second. 'I'm on cost plus.'
'Let me have it,' argued the third. 'I'm filing for bankruptcy next week.'
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JOKES

A real woman is a man's best friend.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0226.html

All my husband and I do anymore is fight
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0227.html

Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0228.html

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0229.html

dear Sheila
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0230.html

can you give me a push
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0231.html

keep your marriage fresh
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0232.html

laughing for 2 minutes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0233.html

how do you know what to say
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0234.html

fishin do by de bayou
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0235.html

Top ten things you don't want to hear from your real
estate agent when you go to close on your new home
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0236.html

A young college student had stayed up all night
studying for his zoology test the next day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0237.html

This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0238.html

I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0239.html

This fellow was sitting at the counter in a truck stop diner
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke5/ji0240.html

Q. What travels around the earth all year without using a drop of fuel?
A. The moon.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Epic Robbery Fails Collection
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0161.html

Hundreds of Cattle Swarm Water Truck in Drought-Stricken Australia
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0162.html

man jumps from space to earth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0163.html

alaskan malamute puppy talk
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0164.html

Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0165.html

Two Trailer Loading Fails
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0166.html

The "I Believe Song"
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0167.html

Animated Short Film HD "Johnny Express" by Alfred Imageworks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0168.html

Top5 beautiful but dangerous women
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0169.html

Heart touching - The Last Knit | Short Animated Story
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0170.html

36 Corvettes found in underground building!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0171.html

Awesome flower machine - new heavy technology machine - best agricultural farming
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0172.html

Awesome Archive Ep. 7 | The Best of People Are Awesome!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0173.html

THE FUNNIEST MAGIC ACT!! | Penn & Teller Fool Us Jonathan Burns
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0174.html

Police Station | Funny Episode | Classic Mr Bean
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie5/bb0175.html

John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony's problems.
"Andrea and I want to get married,"said Tony, "but we can't
find anywhere to live." "Why don't you live with Andrea's parents?"
suggested John. "We can't do that," said Tony,
"they're living with their parents!"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

my account balance
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0166.html

today I* realized
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0167.html

caffeine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0168.html

almond milk
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0169.html

doing nothing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0170.html

the only reason I am, fat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0171.html

in the morning
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0172.html

wanted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0173.html

why are you littering
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0174.html

eating a burger
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0175.html

thought for the day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0176.html

which comes first
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0177.html

hunt for food
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0178.html

don't try this at home
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0179.html

a padded room
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor5/cd0180.html













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