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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!!!

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's

better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
― Marilyn Monroe

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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JOKES

blonde jokes
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millionaires and a roast chicken dinner
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a man with no arms showed up at a monastery
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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends
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quotes from the boss
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business is bad Frank, I can't afford to give you a raise
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Jones had the misfortune of stuttering badly when excited
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Sam and the game warden
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I once heard of a boy who was fishing off a lake shore
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. 

she needed to find ways to relax.
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the best type of surgical patients
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out of college
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his seat is too far from the stage
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doctor says I have a flucky
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Donald Trump is out jogging one morning
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

a good personality
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according to the quiz
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airplane
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lets the air out
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I wasn't peeking at her
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your mother and I
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my goldfish
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redbulls and ebt cards
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what they are afraid of
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a severe allergic reaction
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Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to

hold out for a charge of manslaughter,
fearing the murder charge being brought by the state.
The jury was out for days before returning with the verdict:

"Manslaughter!" Later, as Murphy paid off the corrupt juror,

he asked him if he had a hard time
convincing the other jurors to see things his way.
"Boy, did I!" said the juror. "They kept voting to acquit!"

did you know
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cop pulls me over
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a new gerber meal
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not what I meant
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how I cut carbs
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Smart Animals Compilation
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This is why you don't steal Grandma's parking spot
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WHAT COULD GO WRONG compilation
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Beyond Scared Straight: Call for Help In A Jail Cell
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World's BIGGEST / MOST POWERFUL GUN ever built!
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After This Orca Got Stranded, She Lay Crying For
Hours But How Rescuers Responded Incredible
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Famous Stars of Baywatch then and now 2016
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ALONE TIME (short film)
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Driving home from a shopping trip, I kept my five-year-

old son occupied in the car by letting him count the

money I was carrying in my wallet. He had no trouble

at all adding up my ones, fives, tens and 20s. But when

he got to my credit card, his counting came to a halt.
Puzzled, he thought for a moment, then asked, "Infinity?"

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

empty your dog
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an epileptic
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walk a mile in your shoes
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brutally honest
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drinking at home
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if you can't tell the difference
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sleeping in
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for sale
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I feel sorry for ppl
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I'm sorry
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